HAHAHA, THIS SHOW IS F’N TERRIBLE
09.02.09Listen, I know that it’s not news that “Grey’s Anatomy” is an abomination, but that won’t keep me from making fun of its promotion for the next season, which promises Katherine Heigl without hair and Sandra Oh in lingerie. WOOF. I can’t decide whether to laugh at this or try to suppress my gag reflex. I’d rather go back in time and pay ten dollars to watch The Notebook the weekend it opened in theaters than watch an hour of this melodramatic chick-flick bullcrap. I mean, at least The Notebook had Rachel McAdams in espadrilles. Uh, not that I know what espadrilles are. GRRRR FOOTBALL!
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I’m cool and manly and I don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy because it’s girly and uncool and I’m so above all that because I have a super awesome blog where I diss all the uncool shows on tv because, like I said, I’m cool and manly and so much better than everyone else. My manly, super cool blog rocks and so do I.
Go suck some cock.
Matt, you’re the one who voted for Mary Janes in the KSK draft a few years ago, aren’t you?
That was Drew, actually. But yes, I like a woman in heels.
SPOILER ALERT: Every character sleeps with every other character.
Also, I’d appreciate it if ABC would stop desecrating decent bands like Wilco by association with this show.
What the fuck are espadrilles? Who the fuck wants to watch “Grey’s Anatomy”?
Shit, now I’m getting my ovaries revoked. Bye, ladies; crying at ASPCA ads and retaining water every 28 days was fun while it lasted.
Matt, you’re the one who voted for Mary Janes in the KSK draft a few years ago, aren’t you?
Matt’s got a shoe fetish. Matt’s got a shoe fetish. Matt’s got a shoe fetish. Matt’s got a shoe fetish. Matt’s got a shoe fetish. Matt’s got a shoe fetish. Matt’s got a shoe fetish. Matt’s got a shoe fetish.
can we pass a law that bans the production of hospital dramas on network tv? That ground has been covered and trampled with greater frequency than a Port Authority teenage hooker’s crotch.
Give me a cancer victim in lingerie and I’m sold. Sexy, sexy terminal porn.
… and Sandra Oh in lingerie.
The Japanese home run king? I don’t want to see that.
Sandra Oh is one sexy little minx.
I wish “espadrilles” was a fancy term for “a duct tape bra.”
“Katherine Heigl without hair”
That’s the one place you want them to have hair.
“had Rachel McAdams in espadrilles”
Time to get out into the sunlight for a little while, Matt.
I’ve fucked Thai boys with better bodies than Sandra Oh. What–NO!!!
I had to google image search espadrilles and now feel a little less manly for knowing what they are.