HOLY CRAP THESE BROADS ARE ANNOYING
09.09.09
Nobody involved in this story does anything of worth, and nothing they say actually qualifies as news, but it annoyed the hell out of me so I’m gonna make damn sure it annoys the hell out of you. Skinny aging reality docu-soap star Rachel Zoe and skinny aging reality TV/docu-soap star Bethenny Frankel are having a beef on Twitter, y’all. Oh but wait: it gets much more annoying and pointless than that. [sic] it away, ladies:
Frankel seems to have started the nasty Twitter battle with the snarky remark: “Is wondering if I’m the only one who can’t get over the self-important nonsense that is rachel zoe.”
Not to be outdone, Rachel Zoe shot back with her own Twitter slam, “wow talk abt no class bn friends 4yrs rude.”
The Twitter war continued to escalate from there, with Frankel posting: “Is dying over this show.if I stick on a lampshade with a moo moo and a pair of bananas hoop earrings,rz may just D I E.what a bunch of BS!”
Naturally, Rachel Zoe can’t keep her mouth shut, posting: “she is inappropriate and clearly desperate for some attention… unclear y Bethanny [sic] has declared war..never bn anything but kind 2 her & clearly she enjoys being vicious as they say..obvi she was nevr my friend.”
Just to be clear, Rachel Zoe graduated from college in 1993, so she’s about 38 years old. Frankel turns 39 in two months. They went to George Washington and NYU, respectively. And they both write like 14-year-old girls. And not the precocious honor student types. The ones with MySpace pages. And Down Syndrome.
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Watching Rachael Zoe- now.
Thought how awfull. Googled Rachael Zoe is- annoyig came up with out typing.She is annoying plus, plus kind of like that munchkin looking relator woman on Miami Social- the one who would look dirty in a bathtub.
The one who was married to George The Blinker
It looks like the two surviving Golden Girls found a wig shop.
There is no way in hell that these two are not on Meth. I drive by a billboard every morning that shows “Meth Face” so I know what I am talking about.
well, its nice to see the fact that even in this economy, zombies can get employed.
“Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don’t.” Time has been merciless with these two.
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEE OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
These two have been rode hard and put up wet. However, this post reminds me I need to get the clasp fixed on my distressed leather luggage.
All I know is that Twitter and short hand are ruining the nation. @TEOTD, WCA, TTYL…FUCK!!!!
Only 38, 39? Christ in a knife fight, get the hell out of the tanning booth once in awhile. Skin like that, you outta be able to lick your own eyeball.
Considering that I have no idea who these people are, I feel good about myself today.
That reminds me…I need to get some neat’s foot oil for my catcher’s mitt.
They look they’ve been around the block. The years have been rough on these broads.
Whenever someone chooses to communicate to me using some byzantine internet-shorthand, it makes my urge to kill rise.
The fuck are these people? And that’s a rough looking 38 and 39 years old.
Ack! Turn off the HD!