I’M JUST SAYIN’
09.21.09
If I wore a dress that made my hips look like an ocean freighter, I’d disguise myself with a fake mustache, too.
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If I wore a dress that made my hips look like an ocean freighter, I’d disguise myself with a fake mustache, too.
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Uh, what the fuck?
Keep trying, Sarah. I’m convinced that one day you will make me laugh. It has just never happened to this day.
Probability of fakeness:
Blake Lively’s boobs > Sarah Silverman’s mustache
I’m not even sure who that’s more insulting towards.
If she wanted to be edgy, she should have gone with a “Hitler” mustache.
I REGRET NOTHING
Her mustache tickles my anus.
It’s pretty fitting, though, seeing as she was a beard for the past three years.
Farthammer, expect a Simpsons-esque mob on your doorstep this afternoon. I’ll be the one carrying the 2X4 with the nail in it.
Would still. Just sayin’.
Fake?
She still looks skinnier than Christina Hendricks. OH SHIT I SAID IT
When you typed that, did you do a bitchy snap of your fingers?