09.21.09 I’M JUST SAYIN’
If I wore a dress that made my hips look like an ocean freighter, I’d disguise myself with a fake mustache, too.


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If I wore a dress that made my hips look like an ocean freighter, I’d disguise myself with a fake mustache, too.


(banner image via Buzzfeed)
There are 12 comments about:
I’M JUST SAYIN’
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September 21st, 2009 at 10:44 am
Farthammer says:
She still looks skinnier than Christina Hendricks. OH SHIT I SAID IT |
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September 21st, 2009 at 10:50 am
Lenny says:
Fake? |
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September 21st, 2009 at 11:01 am
Burnsy says:
Would still. Just sayin’. |
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September 21st, 2009 at 11:02 am
Enrico Pallazzo says:
Farthammer, expect a Simpsons-esque mob on your doorstep this afternoon. I’ll be the one carrying the 2X4 with the nail in it. |
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September 21st, 2009 at 11:09 am
Burnsy says:
It’s pretty fitting, though, seeing as she was a beard for the past three years. |
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September 21st, 2009 at 11:15 am
Jimmy Kimmel says:
Her mustache tickles my anus. |
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September 21st, 2009 at 11:17 am
Farthammer says:
I REGRET NOTHING |
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September 21st, 2009 at 11:18 am
Upstate Underdog says:
If she wanted to be edgy, she should have gone with a “Hitler” mustache. |
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September 21st, 2009 at 11:19 am
Danger Guerrero says:
Probability of fakeness: Blake Lively’s boobs > Sarah Silverman’s mustache I’m not even sure who that’s more insulting towards. |
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September 21st, 2009 at 11:26 am
Vodka says:
Keep trying, Sarah. I’m convinced that one day you will make me laugh. It has just never happened to this day. |
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September 22nd, 2009 at 10:45 am
Otto Man says:
Uh, what the fuck? |
When you typed that, did you do a bitchy snap of your fingers?