09.28.09 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE I HATE ADRIAN GRENIER

“a cool dude like Matt Damon”

Sarcasm at it’s best.

True story: Broke off a date with a girl this week because she called Entourage the funniest show ever.

Fuck Matt Damon. That was the perfect opportunity to go all Jason Bourne (like PHILIP RIVERS!!!) on those fucks and he did nothing.

You did the right thing Burnsy, but should have tried to bang her first.

But in retrospect I should respect your mom’s opinions.

Burnsy FTW

“But in retrospect I should respect your mom’s opinions.”

Putting the burn in Burnsy

I haven’t watched a second of Entourage since the second season, but I really thought Matt was above this.

What makes you so sure this was staged?

What makes you so sure this was staged?

Because this is the Internet, and I’m a blogger. I have to be skeptical of everything lest I be exposed as a n00b.

I’m sure (and sad) it was staged. He probably became friends with Marky Mark while shooting The Departed and agreed to do this since, I don’t know if you’ve heard, Marky Mark produces Entourage.

The first rule of the internet is FAKE!!!!
The second rule of the internet is GAY!!!

Everything Burnsy says is even funnier when it seems like you’re getting zinged by our first president.

/was zinged by Grover Cleveland on two non-consecutive occasions

I’m not saying that it wasn’t staged, I was just curious. If it was for real I would drive to the nearest movie theater and demand to pay double to see The Informant.

MATT DAMON !!!

Looks very Entouragey. Jeremy Piven was acting like he gave shit like an agent would instead of wearing Aviators, smoking cigars and giving a cunnilingus-rape vibe like he normally would

its a scene from an upcoming entourage episode… faker fucker