JAPAN, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.
09.11.09You know what I need after solemnly remembering the terrorist attacks of 9/11? A dog going down a slide. Welcome to the Internet in 2009, bitches.
Yes, this is Meru the French bulldog on Japanese television. He likes going down slides while on his side. This video warms my cockles and cups my balls. It goes down on my heart and jerks my soul to climax. Thank you, Japan: you’ve done it again.
[Japan Probe via Buzzfeed]
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If this dog wore sunglasses my life would be complete.
That one dude sounds like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.
You know what else is great about Japan? This gif: http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii48/reallycuteasians/animated/kimura-kaela-happiness01.gif
Use it well Matt.
This is Japan’s greatest contribution to America since Tecmo Super Bowl and tentacle porn.
Clicking on the “Japan” tag was the best decision I’ve made all week.
Uff, why have you not brought “Yoko” over to the Glow yet???
This “ribbed” slide could replace the “dog carpet ass drag”.