Yesterday I lobbied for “Keep f-cking that chicken” to enter the American lexicon as a casual, throwaway phrase, and Jon Stewart definitely reads Warming Glow and reiterated my point on last night’s “Daily Show” (Note: Jon Stewart almost certainly does not read Warming Glow).
But still, I hope we’re all on the same page here on the subject of having sex with chickens. You just gotta keep at it, people. I know times are tight, but you just have to reapply lube and keep f-cking that chicken. Tenderize those breasts. Fry those thighs. Give it the ol’ cock-a-diddle-dong. Keep f-ckin’ that chicken.
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(Note: Jon Stewart almost certainly does not read Warming Glow)
Sure I do.
The Intarwebs need more [dot]cock sites just so we can filter out all the mainstream content and get down to fucking those chickens.
That’s the problem with kids today. They don’t keep at it. You may encounter scratches, feces, clucking, but you HAVE to keep fucking that chicken. Its called perserverance kids.
Unrelated, but I don’t know where else to post my crude, drunkenly constructed Caruso comic. http://twitpic.com/i4hcg
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’10, if I could offer you only one tip for the future, chicken-fucking would be it.
(sentimental gobbledy-gook)
…but trust me on the chicken-fucking.
“If it’s pink in the middle, stick it back in for a little longer.”