LINKS: MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT ASS
09.25.09
Mary-Louise Parker, still kind of attractive. I would pay rent to live in her ass. [bohemea]
McHale McHale McHale! A decent profile on Joel McHale. Dude’s 37 — what’s took him so long to become a star? [USA Today] Oh, also: he was on Conan last night. [Tonight Show]
More like CLASSelhoff! David Hasselhoff took his 17-year-old daughter to a sex shop for the launch party of an underwear line. John Phillips approves. [TMZ]
CSI: The Internet. An interview with “CSI” creator Anthony Zuiker about his odd and intriguing new project, Level 26. [Asylum]
A little something for the ladies. The 25 best chest hair designs. So many more options beyond the Dorito and the landing strip. [College Humor]
Two great reasons to watch ‘Dexter.’ Those reasons? T and A. It’s a complete list of all the hotties who’ve graced television’s best show about a sympathetic serial killer. [Fansided]
More reasons to like ‘Community’: I’d like to point out that Chevy Chase’s character called a bottle of whiskey “Hemingway’s lemonade” last night. Also, if you missed the closing credits, check out the nonsensical Spanish rap by Abed and Troy. [NBC]
Awesome local news report of the day: Have you heard about the Seattle-area bikini baristas? Five of them were arrested for prostitution charges, forcing the coffee stand to remove “pussiccino” from the menu. Maybe I can still get a cafe ho lay. [Q13 Fox]
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i want to spank that until it turns red. then she can sit
wherever she wants.
damn fine sweet sexy ass id lick all over
thats a nice white ass i’ll take ur mind off of mary
super hot buns
I’ll take the decaf soy poke-a hot-tay!
/rimshot?
Haven’t watched even a second of Dexter yet…might need to give it a shot.
^^ Whoa, bro. Someone highlight that opinion because it just poured vodka into my mental watermelon. Ne tsown town? Brilliant.
Jeez, I don’t mean to be picky but the hotties from Dexter… not so hot.
Seriously, she is f’n translucent.
I’m hoping Matt does someday land her. Their children would look like the glowing aliens from “Cocoon.”
I was embarrassed than Conan did an “audience participation” bit last night. THAT IS NOT YOU, COCO! That is Leno or Letterman shit.
Seattle bikini baristas motto, “we serve our coffee the way you like your pussy: hot, wet, and with no pubic hair.”
Mary Louise Parker is the hottest albino I’ve ever seen. Seriously, she is f’n translucent. But hot.
McHale also played football at U of Washington, so that’s pretty cool.
Any chance of sublet?
You know, the torrent community regularly handles pre-airs, so the first episode of Dexter is already available. As are the first two episodes of Californication. And have been for the better part of a month. With that AND DVRs routinely available, scheduled show times mean bupkis.