Jon and Kate Gosselin: still awful human beings. I refuse to give this story a full post, but I feel I have to address it: ABC’s “Primetime” gave Jon a full interview, and he used it to accuse Kate of being unfaithful to him first. This was after he said that he despised her on “Good Morning America.” He doesn’t have the best PR rep, but Dave Chappelle has already nominated him for the 2009 Keepin’ It Realies.

Jazz and a wet pussy. The newest cat video to take the Internet by storm. Your Internet cat ban means nothing to me, Urlesque! [YouTube via Videogum]

TYRA TYRA TYRA! Check it out! Tyra revealed her real hair! As if wearing something besides extensions and wigs was something that actual non-insanely narcissistic women did! AMAZING! And she has a new online magazine? At last God has answered my prayers for MOAR TYRA PLZ.

Dismissive wanking motion… ENGAGE! Jennifer Hudson joins the cast of VH1′s “Divas.” [Orlando Sentinel]

A video of someone drinking urine, and your mom’s not in it. Boxer Juan Manuel Marquez has questionable training habits. [Recall]

The Best of High TV Show About High School. What I like is that they’re a constant source of new actresses to masturbate to. Thanks, “Gossip Girl”! [Getback]

Good news! Maybe. The writers of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” have sold a sitcom to ABC. I’d be optimistic, but writers are notoriously inconsistent. See also: every post I write on a day-to-day basis. [Variety]