UPDATE: Now with working video.

Here’s disgraced former congressman Tom DeLay doing the cha-cha with Cheryl Burke to “Wild Thing” on last night’s “Dancing with the Stars” debut. We won’t revisit the details of what a horrible, sweatpants-wearing human being DeLay is. No, instead you can just be made uncomfortable by the woefully non-rhythmic and spastic hip gyrations of an out-of-shape buttoned-up conservative.

You know how “DWTS” is somewhat more respectable than “American Idol” in that it doesn’t have the early-round attention whores making asses of themselves and being unceremoniously dismissed? Well, not any more. That stage needs a trap door. Badly.

[Buzzfeed]