NOPE, SORRY. DON’T CARE.
09.16.09Taylor Swift went on “The View” yesterday to talk about the Kanyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Kanye said on The Jay Leno Show that he wants to apologize to Swift face-to-face for his behavior at the VMAs, and while Swift told The View she’d definitely meet with him, West has yet to reach out in an effort to apologize. Swift added she hasn’t received any phone calls or e-mails from the Kanye camp, either.
Let me be clear: Kanye was a gigantic douchebag at the VMAs. And Swift comes off here as thoughtful, pretty, and smarter than any person currently on an MTV reality show, so I sympathize. But that happened on Sunday. Today’s Wednesday, and me giving a rat’s ass about something that happened at an MTV awards show three days later is well beyond my capacity for bullsh-t. I’m more likely to care about a sandwich I ate. “That turkey and swiss last Friday? Oh yeah, now that you mention it, that was pretty good.”

@ wehavehair
If the sandwich was from Press, it most certainly would deserve its own post. That place is fucking amazing.
A good martini and a killer sandwich? Yes please!
Penismighter try not to steal that lame joke again
Just wait for Kanye’s encore. At Patrick Swayze’s funeral, he’ll push the minister off the podium and say ” Yo, church dude, I’mma let you finish here but Michael Jackson had the best celebrity funeral of all time”
Wake me when Swift grows some tits.
Was the sandwich from Press 195?
I’m sorry but I don’t see how you can be not fascinated by Kanye’s astonishing douchebaggery and narcissism.
“Kanye was a gigantic douchebag at the VMAs.”
He was just edged out by the Turd Sandwich in the Viewer’s Choice vote.
What no mention of Kate’s new haircut? I’m guessing you’re saving that for another post.
Perhaps in its own post?
I’d rather hear about the sandwich, too.