09.18.09 OH HELL NAW

Fun fact: if you Google “The Tonight Show” the first result is the home page for “The Jay Leno Show.” Someone with knowledge of search engines help me out here: should I be pissed at NBC, at Google, or at America?

Wait, no: never mind. I’m just gonna blame this on Leno. I already blame my drinking problem on him. And I’m pretty sure his fleet of cars is responsible for global warming. Is he responsible for the Holocaust as well? I can’t say for sure… but have you ever noticed how Leno and Hitler are never in the same place?

[via @hodgman, bonus Leno idiocy here]