OH HELL NAW
09.18.09
Fun fact: if you Google “The Tonight Show” the first result is the home page for “The Jay Leno Show.” Someone with knowledge of search engines help me out here: should I be pissed at NBC, at Google, or at America?
Wait, no: never mind. I’m just gonna blame this on Leno. I already blame my drinking problem on him. And I’m pretty sure his fleet of cars is responsible for global warming. Is he responsible for the Holocaust as well? I can’t say for sure… but have you ever noticed how Leno and Hitler are never in the same place?
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So, the new Sharon Stone movie was so steamy that it had to be edited to earn an R rating. They had to cut out all the scenes of CONGRESS!
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When I look up Jay Leno on Yahoo!, the sponsor results are for white bread and tickets to see Michael McDonald.
This sounds like a case best settled in court…
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Dancing Itos!
Conan’s popularity is strong, but he’s no barbarian.
Ha ha, good one Jay.
Ha ha, good one Jay.
This is a stain on Google’s image. Much like the stain on Monica Lewinsky’s dress!
ZING! Leno’d.