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Real Divorced Housewife of New York Kelly Bensimon will appear in December’s issue of Playboy, according to a report from Aging Fake Tits Quarterly. The former model and bitchy egomaniacal socialite will thankfully be only semi-nude. Page Six says:

The magazine is set to publish semi-nude photos of Kelly Bensimon, 40, in its December issue, In Touch reports. “It becomes a big deal on the show,” which is currently filming, an insider said. “Kelly is telling everyone that she might be on the cover.”

Kelly also might win the Nobel Prize.  Assuming they award the Nobel Prize for Being Delusional.

No one in the glossy’s Chicago offices could be reached. But word is Kelly’s ex, fashion photographer Gilles Bensimon, took the photos a few years ago. One source said, “They’re sexy, but they won’t set the world on fire.”

I really can’t get over how much I loathe the entire “Real Housewives” franchise and how it glamorizes washed-up women being bitchy to each other. The word is I’m willing to take drastic steps to put an end to them. One source said, “He’s sexy, and he’s going to set the Bravo corporate headquarters on fire.”