Believe me, I didn’t want to do this. But today is one of the slower news days I’ve seen in a while, and Megan Fox makes for nice filler content.
On last night’s episode of “Weekend Update Thursday Edition” or whatever the hell NBC is calling that show, Darryl Hammond’s Bill Clinton got upset when he learned that Megan Fox wasn’t going to be on the air until the actual performance of “Saturday Night Live.” But then Megan Fox made an appearance (see video below). Yay. And yes, in case you’re wondering what happened in the last 90 minutes since you saw news about her: she’s still attractive.
Please, don’t misunderstand me: I’m awed by the sheer inhuman beauty of Megan Fox, and I support TV stations that insist on putting attractive people on the air. But I’d trade this clip for more baby animals in pajamas in a heartbeat.


Vergara’s tush is amazing….
I’d slit my own throat for said right.
FH, I will slit your fucking throat for the right to be Sofia’s main stalker.
/she’s approaching 40 by the way
@Farthammer
Yeah same for me. I never was into really attractive women with a redick body and gorgeous eyes who made millions of dollars.
Ill take Terri Schiavo
Not saying she is ugly, but she doesn’t do it for me.
You know who does? Bundy’s wife on that show, I think Sophia Vergara? HAWT
Slow news day? Why not a “Grey’s Anatomy” recap?
/ducks
@Otto Man: I’m with you 100% on the Glenn Beck skit, but it was so short. That guy is just too ripe for the picking.
She should stick to what she’s good at: nothing.
The best part of that episode was Jason Sudekis unveiling his Glenn Beck impersonation. Solid, and so so rich a vein for mockery.
That segment was pretty good, but the cut back to Clinton at the end really made the whole thing work.