SITE NEWS: HELP ME VOMIT FOR CHARITY
09.24.09My apologies for this break from TV-related blogging. For those of you who follow my NFL dick-jokery over at Kissing Suzy Kolber, you know that I’ve been fundraising for a charity called Fight Gone Bad IV, which raises money for the Wounded Warrior Project and Athletes for a Cure (non-profits that aid wounded veterans and prostate cancer research, respectively). Fight Gone Bad culminates this Saturday with a brutal, punishing workout that will likely leave me a sweaty, simpering mess curled up in a puddle of my own vomit. The fact that I’ve offered to post photos of such humiliation on KSK has so far netted almost $7000 for FGB, more than any of the other 3000-plus athletes participating.
I obviously don’t need to lecture anyone about how combat and cancer are Bad Things, but needless to say the veteran angle here is especially close to my heart. The Wounded Warrior Project is dedicated to raising awareness of what servicemen and -women have experienced in combat, and it provides an outreach program for veterans to help prevent them from succumbing to the substance abuse and mental illness that quietly plagues so many vets after they return home.
If you have two minutes and a couple extra dollars — any amount is welcome and appreciated — please donate HERE. Thanks for your time, and sorry for the interruption.


Another way to support Wounded Warrior Project, usually with no barfing, is to just use their yahoo search page at http://www.freelanthropy.com/search/wwp Wounded Warrior earn money when you search the web. Try it and tell your friends.
Fine, you finally guilted me into it. But it’s going to be worth it if you shit yourself on camera.
CrossFit is the big stinky. I can’t say that I will be participating in FGB IV this year, however, I will be competing in the Mid-Atlantic Hopper Challenge which also benefits the Wounded Warrior Project. Great fun for a great cause. Impressive job on the fundraising.
I only support the extermination of orphans.
Let me see…
$1000: shirtless – Check
$2000: making a stupid face and sweating – Check
$3000: curled up in the fetal position, unwilling and unable to move – Check
$5000: vomiting into a trash can. – Check
Winning the Fund Raising________???
Good Luck on Saturday!
You are about 1000 a head of the pack now. If I had a credit card I’d donate but I don’t so now I look like a bastard.
Applause