Comments on: SURPRISE, ANOTHER REALITY TV MURDERER

By: Duke

Duke — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:00:59 +0000

@Leapin_Lizards: I’ll bet Jesus could give some real depth to the “trapped in a glass box” bit, too, post-resurrection.

/Packs for trip to to hell

By: Leapin_Lizards

Leapin_Lizards — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:27:30 +0000

“he traveled the world ministering through a mime performance.”

I always thought the only part missing from the Bible was the scene where Jesus finds his way out of the cave using an imaginary rope.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:15:54 +0000

“Cradle 2 The Grave,”

I hate myself for laughing hysterically at this.

By: lieutenant winslow

lieutenant winslow — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:13:30 +0000

“When responding officers arrived at the scene, they determined the evidence did not support Randone’s account of what happened.”

WRONG. the responding officers just don’t appreciate the subtle nuances involved in miming a torture/ murder

By: Alfredo Garcia

Alfredo Garcia — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:53:44 +0000

Also, how do you mime a safe word in a BDSM scenario?

By: Alfredo Garcia

Alfredo Garcia — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:43:31 +0000

This story brings together two things I really hate, but manages an interesting plot twist for the minister mime.
This is going to be great on CSI Miami.
Hopefully Gary Busey will be available to do the ministerin and mimin.

By: Farthammer

Farthammer — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:53:47 +0000

How is it considered murder when she was already dead on the inside?

By: wehavehair

wehavehair — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:41:00 +0000

What is this world coming to, when you can’t trust a miming minister you meet poolside in Vegas?

By: Upstate Underdog

Upstate Underdog — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:30:14 +0000

“VH1 should look into a reality show like “Survivor” where bikini models try to outlive each other while dating douchebags.”

It’s called Tool Academy on VH-1

By: WhyDoYouAsk

WhyDoYouAsk — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:26:32 +0000

Never trust a miming minister. Or a ministering mime.

Also, VH1 should look into a reality show like “Survivor” where bikini models try to outlive each other while dating douchebags. THAT, I’d watch.