Michael Jackson actually looks pretty good here (via)
Teri Hatcher did NOT try to kill Conan O’Brien (probably), but she was present when the “Tonight Show” host suffered a concussion while taping Friday’s show. O’Brien was taken to the hospital, and NBC aired a re-run.
Teri tells Lara she recently finished a triathalon [sic], so she and Conan were taping a bit based on that for “The Tonight Show.”
“We did this bit and at the very end, when we ran in to cross the finish line, he slipped as he was crossing the finish line and hit his head,” Teri says.
“He didn’t get off floor right away, but then he [seemed] like he recovered and [pulled] it together, and they did an instant replay, and you could really see his head hit the floor.” She continues, “He did go to the hospital and he does have a concussion.” [ET]
Thankfully, Conan’s okay and will be back at work with a new episode airing tonight. But that monster Teri Hatcher remains on the loose, overturning garbage cans, killing neighborhood pets, and injuring beloved late-night hosts. It’s time that we citizens took the law into our own hands. We need a hero. A hero with a gas can, a working knowledge of explosives, and a map to the “Desperate Housewives” set.

WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LEAVE TERI HATCHE ALONE? JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!SHE’S NOT GUILTY BY VIRTUE OF BEING TOO CUTE!IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE A FAILED ATTEMPTED SUICIDE.
@Burnsy
I have, they were feasting on the blood of young runaways.
Has anybody ever seen Teri Hatcher and Wendy Malick in the same room?
She’s playing Skeletor when they make the He-Man movie, right?
I’m pretty sure Jay Leno hired her to make the hit.
I can see the mole, you don’t have to point to it.
Can everyone chip in a few dollars so we can give Teri a scholarship to the Marisa Tomei Institute For Aging Gracefully?
The ghosts of Joel Goddard and Preparation H Raymond our seeking vengeance.
I can’t believe I masturbated 48 times to her.
This guy can’t win. Bring the Bear back and finally go for broke.
Can we book her on Leno first? Maybe Letterman too. She might finally take out Paul Shaffer for you.
I’m just saying don’t look a gift horseface in the mouth here.