09.28.09 TERI HATCHER TRIED TO KILL CONAN O’BRIEN

Michael Jackson actually looks pretty good here (via)

Teri Hatcher did NOT try to kill Conan O’Brien (probably), but she was present when the “Tonight Show” host suffered a concussion while taping Friday’s show. O’Brien was taken to the hospital, and NBC aired a re-run.

Teri tells Lara she recently finished a triathalon [sic], so she and Conan were taping a bit based on that for “The Tonight Show.”

“We did this bit and at the very end, when we ran in to cross the finish line, he slipped as he was crossing the finish line and hit his head,” Teri says.

“He didn’t get off floor right away, but then he [seemed] like he recovered and [pulled] it together, and they did an instant replay, and you could really see his head hit the floor.” She continues, “He did go to the hospital and he does have a concussion.” [ET]

Thankfully, Conan’s okay and will be back at work with a new episode airing tonight. But that monster Teri Hatcher remains on the loose, overturning garbage cans, killing neighborhood pets, and injuring beloved late-night hosts. It’s time that we citizens took the law into our own hands. We need a hero. A hero with a gas can, a working knowledge  of explosives, and a map to the “Desperate Housewives” set.