I’d like to take a brief break from TV-related content to share this video that will put a stop to all those pesky hours of sleep you’ve been getting every night. It’s a really good video; my favorite part is when I start crying and lose the will to live. I had no idea that all it took was a few prosthetics and some body paint to transform a man into some perverse cross-breed that not even the ancient Greeks could dream up. Well done, 21st century.

Of course, this being the Internet, nothing strange exists by itself. I’m afraid that after I exposed myself to this, I was compelled to pull on the loose thread of this nightmare sweater and take the terrifying journey that is YouTube’s “humanimal” tag. The horse is by far the creepiest, but the deer and tiger aren’t far behind.

You know, when I was a kid, I got turned on by Cheetara from “Thundercats.” Never again. If anyone needs me I’ll be removing my eyes and dipping them in bleach.

UPDATE: Courtesy of @twoeightnine, I learned that our hunky horse-man is Russian. He’s a model who’s “reliable and professional,” as evidenced by him being very serious about wearing body paint to look like a horse.