Dollhouse (Fox) — Season 2 premiere. Hooray, another season from another Joss Whedon show I’ll never devote a full hour to. I do appreciate his eye for talent, however.
Brothers (Fox) — Series premiere. WOOOOOOOFFFFF. This is the living, breathing turd featuring former NFL defensive end Michael Strahan. Get ready for jokes about the space between his teeth.
Tool Academy 2 (VH1) — The tools go to work on a beet farm. You know, I didn’t think it could happen, but I suddenly kind of miss “The White Rapper Show.”
Ghost Whisperer/Medium (CBS) — Part of CBS’s “Women who used to be really hot, then put on some weight, and now we try to shoot from the chest up” Friday lineup.
Numb3rs (CBS) — 1 h8 wh0ever c4m3 up w1th th3 n4m3 4 th15 5h0w.
Psych (USA) — Kenan Thompson and Jaleel White guest star. Please, do NOT watch this show if you’ve recently gone off antidepressants. You WILL kill yourself.
Law & Order (NBC) — Season 20 premiere. Huh. I didn’t realize you could watch this NOT in syndication. This show will survive the nuclear holocaust — “the only show by, for, and about cockroaches!”
That’s all for this week. I’ll be back with a post or two tomorrow and/or Sunday. And don’t forget the new season of SNL begins this weekend. Didja hear? It’s gonna be hosted by Megan Fox Megan Fox Megan Fox Megan Fox Megan Fox Megan Fox!
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FACT: Keenan Thompson + Jaleel White + Dule Hill = Bryant Gumble
Uh oh. The new chick on SNL slipped a “fuckin” in. Cur to Lorne pouring hot sauce into her vag.
Before I get too drunk and forget, good luck with the puking this weekend, Ufford.
Excuse me, I meant magnum condom filled with feces FAT ALBERT
You obviously missed his magnum opus FAT ALBERT
Fistful of Awesome understands. Kenan Thompson is about as funny as cancer. Well, having ass cancer.
HEYYYY YOUUUUU GUYYYYYYYYYSSS!
I don’t think Matt is dissing Psych. I think he’s dissing Kenan Thompson and Jaleel White.
Screw you Matt, I find Psych’s irreverent style and rapid fire pop culture references delightful.
I will watch Brothers btw, but only because it’s apparently set in Houston, my home town. The last 2 shows set in H-town were Reba and the George Foreman Show. Third time’s the charm, ammiright? Anyone?
I like Psych. Also, did you know that Psych is the son of actor Stellen Skarsgard?
Damn, I was gonna make a Psych comment but a third one would just be overkill.
/Though I like the fact that they allude to the Mentalist and how it’s obviously a ripoff.
Come on, Matt. Psych is funny as hell. Not even Kenan and Urkel can fuck it up.
rather watch psych than its stolen, retarded cousin, the mentalist