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Eastwick (ABC) — Series premiere. This gets top billing only because I already had a headline image on file (tons of promo photos  right here). Seems like a crappy show, but your other network options at this hour are “CSI: NY” and “The Jay Leno Show.” You could do worse than looking at Lindsay Price and Rebecca Romijn for an hour.

Modern Family (ABC) — Series premiere. All the previews I’ve seen of this have been pretty funny, and a Warming Glow reader wrote in the other day to express how hilarious the pilot is, so I’ll be tuning in.

Mercy (NBC) — Series premiere. This looks to replace “ER” as NBC’s stalwart medical drama. In fact, it basically is “ER” except more focused on the nurses.

Law & Order: SVU (NBC) — Season premiere. Or as I call it, “Law & Order: The One with Ice-T.”

Cougar Town (ABC) — Series premiere. Will divorced mom Courteney Cox be able to land a younger man? Or will all of them get snatched up by the women of Skankville and Slut City?

Glee (Fox) — As much as I enjoy most of this show, and much as I hate to admit it, I think “Glee” might actually be too gay for my tastes. And that’s pretty gay, my friends. Check out this clip from tonight’s show. See what I mean?

Gary Unmarried (CBS) — Season 2 premiere. Holy crap, this show actually got RENEWED? I could never love someone who worked as an executive for CBS.

Your Kid Ate What? (TLC) — Thanks, TLC. You always keep it highbrow.