WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: SEXY WITCHES
09.23.09Eastwick (ABC) — Series premiere. This gets top billing only because I already had a headline image on file (tons of promo photos right here). Seems like a crappy show, but your other network options at this hour are “CSI: NY” and “The Jay Leno Show.” You could do worse than looking at Lindsay Price and Rebecca Romijn for an hour.
Modern Family (ABC) — Series premiere. All the previews I’ve seen of this have been pretty funny, and a Warming Glow reader wrote in the other day to express how hilarious the pilot is, so I’ll be tuning in.
Mercy (NBC) — Series premiere. This looks to replace “ER” as NBC’s stalwart medical drama. In fact, it basically is “ER” except more focused on the nurses.
Law & Order: SVU (NBC) — Season premiere. Or as I call it, “Law & Order: The One with Ice-T.”
Cougar Town (ABC) — Series premiere. Will divorced mom Courteney Cox be able to land a younger man? Or will all of them get snatched up by the women of Skankville and Slut City?
Glee (Fox) — As much as I enjoy most of this show, and much as I hate to admit it, I think “Glee” might actually be too gay for my tastes. And that’s pretty gay, my friends. Check out this clip from tonight’s show. See what I mean?
Gary Unmarried (CBS) — Season 2 premiere. Holy crap, this show actually got RENEWED? I could never love someone who worked as an executive for CBS.
Your Kid Ate What? (TLC) — Thanks, TLC. You always keep it highbrow.


Holy shit, Cougar Town was awful. I’m starting to believe that Bill Lawrence was always a fucking hack, and that he just got extraordinarily lucky with the first few seasons of Scrubs (between Spin City, Clone High, and this). And we’ve had enough of your botoxed wife, and her increasingly poor acting.
WOOF. Rebecca Romain-Stamos-O’Donnell (whatevs) body went downhill faster than Jasmine Fiore’s
I’m surprised you didn’t go with
“Witches be Shoppin’”
for the headline
WHERE MY WITCHES AT?!
Oh there they are.
Glee is the gayest thing I see in my living room besides this naked blonde guy that casually shows up from time to time. … What? He’s kind, caring and listens to me talk about my feelings. And he’s much cooler than that bitchy fat chick that calls herself my girlfriend who usually hangs out here and complains when I tell her she’s a fat bitch.
Oh and I’d make Eastwick’s Jamie Ray Newman suck it. Long and hard.
Loved Modern Family. Made me laugh out loud and cringe behind my couch cushion (which I do often when Curb Your Enthusiasm or the original Office is on)
Modern Family was brilliant!
I wish I was just like Linsday Price’s dad, in that I wish that I had a sexy Asian stepsister I could seduce.
I’ll be watching TUF10; a couple of sweaty fat guys rolling around on the ground and beating each other. Maybe you can watch that, Ufford, it’s not quite as gay as Glee, mainly for the lack of singing.
I can’t believe there are still four more nights left until more football.
I’ll be watching Season 1, Disc 3 of Deadwood, thank you very much. Al Swearengen is easily one of my favorite TV characters of all time. And I’m still on season 1. Can’t believe I waited this long.
I’ll give Al Bundy a chance. He did score 4 touchdowns in one game.
Wait, that Glee kid is a gay?
(Sorry, I was pretending to be the fat girl who wanted to be his boyfriend last week.)