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09.18.09 WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: CRASH (THE TV SHOW)

crashButter-side down … Why does it always land butter-side down?

Crash (Starz) — Season premiere. None of the cast is the same as the movie of the same name, but the fact that this is based off the atrocious Best Picture Oscar-winner guarantees that I’ll never ever watch this.

Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader? (Fox) — Season finale, thank God. An astrophysicist who’s won a Nobel Prize competes for the top $1 million prize.

Eureka (Syfy) — Season finale. I remember writing a description about this show once. I no longer remember the content of that, though. Eureka’s a town where… people are special? Some kind of government-run town? I honestly don’t remember, and now I have to look it up. Ah, there we go.

2009 Alma Awards (ABC) — That’s American Latino Media Awards to you. George Lopez and Eva Longoria Parker host. I’d rather rub sand in my eyes. Of course, I’m gonna have to go buy some sand. And I don’t know if sand is graded, but…. coarse. (That’s for the enlightened who saw “Archer.”)

Untamed & Uncut (Animal) — Also the name of a gay porn.

College Football: Boise State at Fresno State (ESPN) — Vince from FilmDrunk is gonna be going crazy for Fresno State. He’s actually from that dirthole. It’s why he connects with meth heads so well.

The Tonight Show (NBC) — I’m going to tune in just to see if how Conan addresses Andy whaling on Wolf Blitzer.

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WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: CRASH (THE TV SHOW)

September 18th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Farthammer says:

Pop Quiz hotshot:

“urban character who has gold teeth and talks jive.”

Did I just describe a stereotypical character from Crash, or a robot from Transformers 2?

September 18th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Farthammer says:

I also still can’t believe people hated Archer.

September 18th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Vodka says:

Unless Crash is just one long hour of fondling Thandie Newton, no thanks.

September 18th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Burnsy says:

Carlos Mencia will be hosting the Almo Awards for people who pretend to be American Latino Media.

September 18th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Kid Presentable says:

I will be outside the Alma awards soliciting presenters to write my book reports.

September 18th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Zack says:

…Andy wailing on Wolf Blitzer.

I always thought it was “whaling on.” Urbandictionary says we’re both right.

/apparently not having enough bourbon makes me nitpicky.

September 18th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
the earl of weaver says:

So you had problems recalling the plots of “Eureka” but no issues with identifying “Untamed and Uncut” as a gay porn? (Whose sequel is far superior, by the way)

Also, if that “Crash” show was based off of David Cronnenberg’s “Crash”, I’d totally watch that. I’d especially watch it if were based off of that kooky video game character Crash Bandicoot. Or if it were a TV spin-off of “Bull Durham” starring Crash Davis. Then again it would have to star Kevin Costner, which already means it’s a letdown.

September 18th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Farthammer says:

I actually liked Cronenberg’s Crash…Elias Koteas’ character was so weird.

Vince is from Fresno? Everything makes sense now. Please tell me he went to Clovis High.

September 18th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Matt says:

@Zack – You are correct. Edited.

September 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
Rikadyn says:

Ya know, I’ve gotten a trojan warning everytime I’ve tried to visit this place the last couple of days…

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