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NFL Football: Titans at Steelers (NBC) — Praise Jeebus. I’m so happy the NFL’s starting that I don’t even care that it adds 15-20 hours to my work week. Yes, dick jokes on KSK are work, dammit.

Vampire Diaries (CW) — Series premiere. Personally, I’d like to see a show about tranny vampires. Trampires. Scary, right?

Behind the Music (E!) — Tonight: Lil Wayne. His childhood was somewhat different than mine: “Growing up in the dangerous, poverty stricken neighborhood of New Orleans’ 17th ward was tough for Dwayne Michael Carter Jr., aka Lil Wayne. By the time he was 11 years old, Lil Wayne had lost his virginity, dealt drugs, snorted cocaine, and nearly shot himself to death after accidentally pulling the trigger of a gun he found in his mother’s bedroom.” [Yahoo] On the other hand, I won the sixth grade spelling bee. Try to guess which one of us has millions of dollars. Yup, that’s why you surround your children with drugs and guns.

Project Runway (Lifetime) — Somehow, the models determine the fate of the designers tonight. Sorry Tim Gunn, you lose to football.

Animal Armageddon (Animal Planet) — Added to my to-do list: make a Photoshop of the movie Armageddon starring animals instead of Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck.