09.30.09 WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: ‘LIKE, SUCH AS THE IRAQ…’

1. i would plow chenoweth until it fell off, seriously that voice and those boobs? who cares if she nailed sorkin, she is hot

2. modern family is al bundy’s dream life… sofia vergara es muy buena… also that show has child actors who can actually act

I’ll give The Middle a chance out of respect for Neil Flynn.

Glee and Modern Family are on at the same time?

This may be a more tormenting decision for the gays than coming out of the closet.

I’d like to stick my cock in The Middle of Patricia Heaton’s tits. Watch the show? Not so much.

I’ve decided Community is too unbelievable to be really good. No one would work that hard to bang that blond girl.

I can sum up what’s on tonight in two words: Kimbo Slice. You boys have fun watching High School Musical: the Series, I’ll be watching a giant black dude and a giant white dude beating the everliving crap out of each other.

“Krakauer’s awesome. He’s also why I hate Mormons.”

Excellent. Same here.

I read Into Thin Air for my English class in College. I then read Into the Wild and Under the Banner of Heaven. I now hate:
Mormons
Nature/Rich Hippies
Large Mountains

Kimbo Slice fights on Spike TV tonight. Watch that instead of this shit.

Yeah, I’ll be watching TUF, too. But With Leather dedicated a post to it today, so I didn’t feel the need to mention it.

You know, I just realized this morning while groggily viewing a promo for “The Middle”: this show is a ripoff of Malcolm In The Middle, and not just a ripoff of the last two words of said show. At the very least, I can tell that the mother and the youngest child are carbon copies of Lois and Dewey, and Neil Flynn’s character seems fairly similar to Hal. From what I’ve seen, the only substantial difference is that the focus isn’t on one of the children who’s constantly speaking to the camera. Also, Chris Kattan’s in it. That’s not meant to make a connection, just an indication that it’ll be fucking terrible.

Something odd just now coming out of the commercial break of CSI NY:

The segment began with one of their usual jerky moving mid-air shots of the New York skyline. One of the buildings featured was the Empire State Building, featuring an unusual red-yellow-red lighting pattern at its top.

The odd thing is: That unusual lighting is exactly what the ESB is “wearing” tonight out here in the real world.

Coincidence, or do the CSI producers somehow manage to plan this kinda thing?

I have to disagree on Krakauer. He’s a self important dickhole. Watch the Iconoclasts episode where him and Sean Penn suck each other off while talking out of their asses about how ‘amazing’ an adventure that one idiot hippy had while killing himself.

Hey Bernd – I noticed that on CSI:NY too and came online to see if I was just a bit to sleepy and imagined it, or if it was real. Like their trying to give the impression the show is live. Pretty cool, though.

I enjoy 2/3’s of modern family but can’t stand the gay couple. I find everything thing they do just fits stereotypes and is awkward.

Slice got whooped.

If it wasn’t for disappointment, I wouldn’t have any appointments.

There are good reasons to hate Mormons. Krakauer’s book is not one of them.

Sweet, I thought I was alone in my deep-seeded disdain for Mormons. And indeed Krakauer’s book was a strong catalyst. I mean, I always knew I didn’t like them, but his book finally gave me several good reasons.