09.22.09 WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: MORE DANCING. AGAIN.

“Warehouse 13 (Syfy) — Season finale. Oh no, I missed the entire first season.”

I worked in a warehouse, you ain’t missin’ much.

We’ve been watching Warehouse 13. It’s pretty weak. I keep expecting Saul Rubinek to talk about wanting to do a screening of Dr. Zhivago, but he never does.

Oh, by the way, my desire to avoid Joe Buck’s commentary was the sole factor in determining which NFL game I watched on Sunday morning.

/not kidding, I was equally interested in both games.

If Julianna Margulies really is a good wife, she will show some skin. I find her to be smoking hot. Still won’t watch anything on CBS besides football and 60 Minutes.

Speaking of 60 Minutes, I really need an Andy Rooney fix, Matt. Please provide some.

Premiere – 1) first in position; rank or importance, 2) first in time

You can’t have a fucking “two night premiere.” Night 1 = premiere, night two = second episode. Just because the second episode is the continuation of the first part doesn’t mean it’s the “premiere.”

Think Joe Buck shouts, “Here comes the ‘Buck Shot’!” right before he ejaculates?

No. He calmly ejaculates, then says “That’s disgusting. I’m sorry for everyone who had to see that.”

I am pretty sure Sons of Anarchy is on A&E.

Dammit, I’m pretty sure that’s the second time I’ve said that something is on FX instead of A&E. It’s like I refuse to admit A&E has scripted programming.

ummm, SOA is on FX.

Yeah, SOA is definitely on FX.

http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/soa/

Goddammit, readers, don’t correct me when I’m correct. Especially not first thing in the morning.

NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS)…great now we’ll have to sit through football in between the show promos on CBS. Don’t they know all we want is promos of their fall lineup?

GAAAAHHHHHH

Sorry bout that Matt I was just referring to the one time you said A&E and everyone jumped on you. My bad

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