
What with all the January Jones sexiness lately, it’s been a while since we’ve checked in with my other imaginary “Mad Men” girlfriend Christina Hendricks. What you see here is a scene from last night’s episode, in which Joan takes a vase to her rapey jackass husband’s head after he tells her that she doesn’t know what it’s like to have unfulfilled dreams. And considering that he’s the guy who isn’t fulfilling her dreams, this was delightfully warranted. The best part: he later apologizes with flowers and the promise that he’ll “get a new vase for these.” Score one for domestic violence!
(Other than that, though, last night’s episode was BRUTAL. I mean, it was really good, but it broke my heart at least three different times. I’m already sad about the season ending after two more episodes.)

Leave that guy alone, his so called “rape” was all the way back in Season 1. He’s changed ladies. Ever since then of course, I keep waiting for him to rape again, but no dice.
And I think the best part was when he dismissively mentioned that he MAY have to go to Vietnam, “you know, if that’s still going on.”
Throw in January Jones making Don fucking Draper cry and last night’s episode gave me a massive female domination boner.
/Yea, it was a pretty depressing episode.
It would be nice to see Christina smash a vase upside her real-life CHUD husband’s head.
I have an unfulfilled dream, too: having sex with Christina Hendricks.
Joining the military is not the answer.
“I’ll be going in as a Captain. Do you know what that means?”
I’ll take a stab at this one. Does it mean that you instantly become an alcoholic instead of taking several years to get there like most Lieutenants?
Hey, men like seeing scumbag rapists get bashed upside the head too, you know.
Give Greg credit though, when life hands you lemons the only logical reply would be to join the army, right?
/Roger is totally going to bone Joan again