10.05.09 ALISON BRIE IS GOING TO BE A HUGE STAR

Hey guys, what is she doing with her hands out of frame? I don’t understand why they won’t show her hands!

Thanks, good gum porn is so hard to find these days.

But after you stab me I can still grab her tits, right? RIGHT???

Freddy Rumsen would piss his pants to see her nude.

I like the part where…everything.

I would stab her in the vagina with my penis if she asked me

I’d like to start a Community comprised of Brie’s lips and my Nad Men. Right, guys!?

*Dodges stones*

Anyone else found themselves standing up involuntarily trying to see below where the screen cut-out? Anyone?

/crickets
//cock ticking
///kicks dirt

There’s a fine line between scorching and retarded.

The only thing kind of hot was when she stuck her fingers in her mouth. But then she forgot to make a gagging sound and drool everywhere like a Rocco Siffredi video.

Further proof Alison Brie reeking of awesomeness:

From imdb.com page:

7. “Hot Sluts” (2009) TV series …. Amber

Also awesome is this story, where she talks about running around her college naked and swinging from trees.

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2009/09/15/alison_brie_i_was_a_bit_of_a_nudist_

It’s even better if you imagine a cuckolded Pete Campbell being forced to watch.

What?

If Christina Hendricks is dating that douchey guy from all those douche movies, I can’t imagine what kind of unworthy troll this gorgeous gal must be dating. You can see a clip of her in the aforementioned Hot Sluts Web Series with Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld here: http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/hot_sluts_101/

To clarify my comments above, the only part of the Hot Sluts series actually worth watching is from 54 seconds to 1:20: http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/hot_sluts_102/ where some diesel dike rips open Alison’s shirt exposing a red bra and impressively nice rack (for a girl her size).

Hey, get your fingers out of your mouth! What are you, teething?

Oh, oh I see.

/still straight
//but mysteriously a bigger Interpol fan all of a sudden

This makes up for all the Real Housewives and Jon and Kate Plus 8 posts.

now if you’ll excuse me I have to make some handmade brie cheese

By the way Ufford, kudos on making a pass at Alison on Twitter. Scandalous!

I’ve got an Interpol for her.

Reading KSK was enough to make me change my mind about being straight.