“…and 2-for-1 deadly beatings on Tuesdays”
Ashley “A.J.” Jewell, who until recently was engaged to “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Kandi Burress (pictured), was beaten to death outside an Atlanta strip club (also pictured) Friday night.
Atlanta police charged a strip club employee with voluntary manslaughter Saturday in the beating death of the former fiancé of the newest member of the reality television show The Real Housewives of Atlanta…
Jewell died of massive head injuries at Piedmont Hospital. He was fatally injured in a “one-on-one” fight with Fredrick Richardson Friday night, police said…
Jewell was part owner of the club, and police have yet to determine the cause of the fight.
There are two things to take away from this: (1) People who date reality TV stars die in horrible ways. I think it’s God trying to effect some Darwinian changes by encouraging us humans to not procreate with people on reality TV shows. And (2) I swear not ONE “real housewife” who enters the news cycle is ACTUALLY MARRIED. Why don’t people care about this? Aren’t there ACTUAL real housewives who are pissed that they’re not getting on the show because Bravo keeps choosing unmarried and divorced women? Like, it’s bad enough the supposed reality show is a cheaply manufactured soap. Can’t there be SOME kind of honesty in the title? How about the “Real Shallow Arguing Bitches”? I could respect that kind of transparency.
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“Home of the $5 dances”
I saw that same sign outside all of your mothers houses.
I like how even in death these reality show stars are doing their best to steal the spotlight from each other.
@Leapin Lizard: No, their self respect and shady part owners of said clubs are also susceptible to death.
KP, call it a real-life Trinity Killer. My first suspect would be Jeff Probst.
I’m pretty sure it was the dude’s name that got the life beaten out of him. Are we sure Ashley Jewell isn’t one of the dancers?
It’s more enjoyable to think of this as a series of murders committed by a reality-show rejected member of the undead.
I thought a dancer’s will to live was the only thing that died at a strip club?
I’d like to know more about those $5 dances.