10.15.09 BANKS AND HEIGL WORTH SEVEN TINA FEYS?

Wow, Julia-Louis Dreyfus sure gets paid a lot of money for cancelled shows.

What is a Marg Helgenberger?

Helgengerger is rolling in CSI syndication money.

Jennifer Love-Hewitt is still in television?

* Yeah, I stole that from Jim Gaffigan.

My God. Mother of God.

Anybody else shiver when they read, “Grey’s Anatomy cutie Katherine Heigl”?

Tyra makes $30M/year? December 21, 2012 can’t get here fast enough.

Burnsy, I almost put a strike through part of the word “cutie” and then added something to get myself fired.

I remember when she first showed up shaking her fat jugs in that terrible 100 Girls movie, and I thought, “This husky bitch is going places.” Damn my eye for talent.

Funny, $18 million is how much I would pay to strangle that fucking cunt with her adopted retard baby.

In Heigl’s defense, you must admit that she IS cute. She may be an insufferable cunt of a woman, but she’s an attractive insufferable cunt of a woman.

I have yet to see an ugly woman who makes $18 million per year. The most beautiful woman in the world? Oprah.

Heigl won me over in My Father the Hero. Of course, she was 13 at the time and hadn’t learned how to be an incredible bitch yet.

But this list isn’t really fair. Sure, Heigl is on in primetime, but the bulk of her money comes from movies.

Tyra Banks is the only one on that list i’ve actually bust a nut to, so she probably deserves to be No. 1.

Good for Maura Tierney. She seems like the most likeable one from this list.

Hewitt makes LESS than Tina Fey??!!!!!!!!

She got bigger tits and a smaller ass than Fey……What kind of world is this?

Marcia Cross…….

…a red-headed pussy pays well…..

…show it some more….

Heigl’s last 3 movies made $1/2 billion worldwide to date. Its actually surprising she isnt top of the list. Anyone else on the list even have a movie career?

@Observerwwtdd

It’s the 21 century man, no one likes assless women anymore.

Wait so Oprah didn’t top the list because, according to Radar, Forbes (and this blogger), it’s the list of top earning women in Prime-Time. Yet Tyra is at the top of the list partly because of her “day-time talk show?” So essentially, as long as the women appears in prime-time in any form, ALL of her earnings (from all sources) are included in this total? Moreover, the Oprah show replays in syndication on the same day in PRIME TIME on non-cable networks in most national markets; you think she doesn’t get a piece of that cash? Hence, this list is very decept….oh who gives a fuck.

wait… wasnt oprah in an episode of 30 Rock!? of course it ended up being some 13 year old black chick and tina fey was on drugs in the episode…. but oprah was still in it damnit.

One famous person makes a lot more money then another famous person? O NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh the humanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who gives a fuck?

Seriously, and honestly, how does the fact that Heigl makes more money then Fey actually affect your life?

It doesn’t, other then giving you yet another excuse to prove what whiny self absorbed Gen X/GenY failed hipster shitsnorter you truly are. Thing is, you are actually giving Heigl even more publicity by posting this list.