BOOSH
10.29.09
I was doing my best to ignore this story, but it seems like the clip of Jimmy Kimmel owning Melissa Joan Hart on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” (see video below) is everywhere, so I feel like I have to add it to the Warming Glow record.
Long story short: Melissa Joan Hart is on “Dancing with the Stars,” and Jimmy cracked a joke about her using witchcraft to advance on the show. Hart bristled at Kimmel bringing up her career as “Sabrina the Teenage Witch,” which happened over a decade ago. And Jimmy was all, “BITCH, that’s all you’ve ever done!” I’m paraphrasing, of course. Watch for yourself.
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I got a pant full of bone right now
herc rock, I for one would like to believe that story is true.
A C-list (D-list?) celebrity like MJH should be glad she’s even ON Jimmy fucking Kimmel.
I’d still hit it, of course…
Is she invited to Jimmy’s house to watch football though?
Right after this interview, Melissa asked Jimmy to sign her yearbook.
A guy I knew in college (’96) who was some low level hollywood type before going to school swears up and down that he saw MJH shaving some girls vag and then going down on her at a party.
I know someone who should be expecting a visit from sam on clarissa explains it all, except instead of helping, sam be killin.
The fuck is up with her eye? Cum in it?
Eh. Your version was funnier.
Boosh, explain that Clarissa!