CHRIS ROCK FTW
10.02.09Chris Rock on “The Jay Leno Show”:
People are defending Roman Polanski because he made some good movies. Are you kidding me? He made good movies 30 years ago! Even Johnnie Cochran don’t have the nerve to go, “Well, did you see O.J. play against New England?”
Unfortunately, Leno steers the conversation to Michael Vick instead of pressing to Rock to keep killing it with Polanski, but Rock makes it work. From now on when I see a German shepherd I’m gonna think “snitch-ass dog.”
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I loved how he joked during the commerical break that he’s been around the world and ain’t never seen a hot 13 year old
and then Leno ratted him out because Leno sucks you see.
Not true D. He killed MJ in one of his most recent HBO specials.
Would he have made the same argument about Michael Jackson though? My guess is not so much, because he’s black you see, and MJ is sort of kind of black.
The only thing I disagree about is that The Pianist was badass and that was fairly recent.
I like later in the clip where Jay goes, “it’s not your typical Chris Rock movie.” And Chris is like, “yeah, it’s funny!” At least he has a sense of humor about how shitty his movies are. Sabatay, dabashow, Pootie Tang.
I defend OJ not because of his football prowess, but because of his excellent acting as Nordberg.
Anyone else having weird internet issues today?
Thank you Ufford. I don’t care what your boy Drew says, Chris Rock is the funniest man in America.