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10.07.09 COMING SOON: LESBIAN KISSING, THREESOMES

NBC has just released this promotional still from next Monday’s episode of “Heroes,” in which Claire (Hayden Panettiere) waterskis over a shark kisses Gretchen, played by Madeline Zima (Zima: it’s not just for getting teenagers drunk any more). Finally. I don’t watch “Heroes” and don’t find Hayden particularly attractive, and yet somehow, this has been a story since June.

In other sexually adventurous news, the November 9th episode of “Gossip Girl” will feature a threesome. Not exactly life-changing news unless it’s me with Leighton Meester and Blake Lively, but you absolutely HAVE to read the way that Michael Ausiello broke the news:

Attention, Upper East Siders: OMFGWTFHOLLA!

Sources confirm to me exclusively that Gossip Girl’s Nov. 9 episode will feature three major characters having sex. At the same time. In the same bed. Together.

And I repeat: OMFHWTFHOLLA!

*rubs temples* This is what I deal with every day.

10 Comments » TAGS: GOSSIP GIRL, HAYDEN PANETTIERE, HEROES, LESBIAN KISS, NBC, THE CW

EMMA WATSON LIKES HOCKEY (With Leather)
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IT’S A MIGHTY MONDAY MORNING SUCK-OFF (With Leather)
hahaha, fatty fell down! (WWTDD)
SAINT ANDREW’S NET: THE PEACOCK (With Leather)
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‘I NEVER LIKED THAT CLIPBOARD ANYWAY’ (With Leather)
friday afternoon headlines (WWTDD)

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COMING SOON: LESBIAN KISSING, THREESOMES

October 7th, 2009 at 11:04 am

Kid Presentable says:

So if she contracts herpes, does her body automatically eliminate it?

October 7th, 2009 at 11:04 am

Enrico Pallazzo says:

I would bet that Ausiello wears silver shorts to the gym.

/new homo euphemism

October 7th, 2009 at 11:12 am

Danger Guerrero says:

The chances of me watching any more of these shows than short video clips posted here are the same as the chances Ausiello was the captain of his high school’s football team.

October 7th, 2009 at 11:26 am

Oski says:

Madeline Zima is nice. She should be on Californication having lesbian sex with Eva Amurri and then they should both punch Mulder while they’re naked.

October 7th, 2009 at 11:40 am

Otto Man says:

This is what I deal with every day.

Writing about TV must be like working with special needs kids.

Actually, scratch that. Retarded children have more dignity and smarts than most of the people on TV today.

October 7th, 2009 at 11:41 am

Leapin_Lizards says:

Check’s MNF game: Jets vs. Dolphins

Ah dammit. Fine NBC, I will watch your lesbian kiss – but I better not see that chubby guy from Felicity even ONCE

October 7th, 2009 at 11:45 am

Upstate Underdog says:

I was in Providence this past weekend near Brown University’s campus and saw two girls making out. They did not look like Hayden Panettiere and Madeline Zima, more like Ellen and Rachel Maddow.

October 7th, 2009 at 12:06 pm

Spring Jackson says:

+100 to Oski

October 7th, 2009 at 12:06 pm

Matt says:

Lesbianism, like communism is much better in theory than in practice.

October 7th, 2009 at 11:41 pm

Graddy says:

I only saw the first 2 episodes of this season of Heroes, so maybe there’s something I’m not getting here, but that Gretchen character is a fucking dog. And I’m one of the people who finds ‘plain’ looks to be more attractive than supermodel looks.

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