NBC has just released this promotional still from next Monday’s episode of “Heroes,” in which Claire (Hayden Panettiere) waterskis over a shark kisses Gretchen, played by Madeline Zima (Zima: it’s not just for getting teenagers drunk any more). Finally. I don’t watch “Heroes” and don’t find Hayden particularly attractive, and yet somehow, this has been a story since June.
In other sexually adventurous news, the November 9th episode of “Gossip Girl” will feature a threesome. Not exactly life-changing news unless it’s me with Leighton Meester and Blake Lively, but you absolutely HAVE to read the way that Michael Ausiello broke the news:
Attention, Upper East Siders: OMFGWTFHOLLA!
Sources confirm to me exclusively that Gossip Girl’s Nov. 9 episode will feature three major characters having sex. At the same time. In the same bed. Together.
And I repeat: OMFHWTFHOLLA!
*rubs temples* This is what I deal with every day.
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I only saw the first 2 episodes of this season of Heroes, so maybe there’s something I’m not getting here, but that Gretchen character is a fucking dog. And I’m one of the people who finds ‘plain’ looks to be more attractive than supermodel looks.
Lesbianism, like communism is much better in theory than in practice.
+100 to Oski
I was in Providence this past weekend near Brown University’s campus and saw two girls making out. They did not look like Hayden Panettiere and Madeline Zima, more like Ellen and Rachel Maddow.
Check’s MNF game: Jets vs. Dolphins
Ah dammit. Fine NBC, I will watch your lesbian kiss – but I better not see that chubby guy from Felicity even ONCE
This is what I deal with every day.
Writing about TV must be like working with special needs kids.
Actually, scratch that. Retarded children have more dignity and smarts than most of the people on TV today.
Madeline Zima is nice. She should be on Californication having lesbian sex with Eva Amurri and then they should both punch Mulder while they’re naked.
The chances of me watching any more of these shows than short video clips posted here are the same as the chances Ausiello was the captain of his high school’s football team.
I would bet that Ausiello wears silver shorts to the gym.
/new homo euphemism
So if she contracts herpes, does her body automatically eliminate it?