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10.01.09 DIE GOSSELINS DIE

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I apologize in advance for writing his story in the laziest, most uninteresting way possible, but it’s really not worth decent writing. It’s not even worth the time I put into the Photoshop, totally awesome though it may be.

So Jon Gosselin got fired from the show he’s on. Then he acted to halt the show’s filming. Now TLC is treating him like the bitch he is. TLC’s statement:

“We are aware of Jon Gosselin’s recent statements, and remain deeply disappointed at his continued erratic behavior. He and the family were shooting as recently as last Friday, without incident, and his latest comments are grossly inaccurate, without merit and are clearly opportunistic. Despite Jon Gosselin’s repeated self destructive and unprofessional actions, he remains under an exclusive contract with TLC. Direct filming of the children has been currently suspended, pending further conversations between both parents.”

Okay, that’s it from me. This show no longer exists to me. You’ll never have to read about Jon and Kate or their little mongoloid children ever again on this site. Unless something really, really terrible happens to them. And I’m not talking about cancellation. I’m talking freak thresher accident. Does anyone out there sell farm equipment? Can we get some more threshers sent to Pennsylvania?  Do me a solid here. Just leave the threshers idling around the Gosselin house.

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There are 7 comments about:
DIE GOSSELINS DIE

October 1st, 2009 at 1:50 pm
The Good Doctor says:

That’s German for “The Gosselins The.”

October 1st, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Burnsy says:

Why can’t these kids be thrown from a car and left to drink water from a drainage ditch?

October 1st, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Upstate Underdog says:

Matt, do you have that flame thrower handy just in case there isn’t any threshers around?

October 1st, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Zack says:

I still think this show could be halfway decent if they cast Roman Polanski as the wacky neighbor.

October 1st, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Alan Trehern says:

Warming Glow,

I completely support your boycott of any sort of news on this show. Further, I completely support the thrashing plan. But perhaps placing the thrasher on the Lord of the Flies island will work out more suitably?

October 1st, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Enrico Pallazzo says:

Flame thrower is how Matt defeated Gozar the Gozarian.

October 1st, 2009 at 4:56 pm
jrkumor says:

These people make me want to have babies, just so there are more intelligent people on this planet/country to outnumber/educate/bully/manage theirs.

So someone knock me up…

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