DRUNK EWOKS MAKE FOR GOOD TV
10.30.09The hosts of “The Today Show” dressed up in Star Wars costumes for the typical “here’s how you can decorate for Halloween” segment, and they hired a couple people to be in Ewok costumes, which was a nice touch. An even nicer touch? This email from a friend of mine: “For what it’s worth, a friend who works at the Today Show confirms that they were both midgets and drunk.” *looks skyward* Thank you, God!
It takes a while for this video to get going, but the payoff provides all sorts of unexpected delights. Ewoks fighting, moonwalking, leg-humping… If George Lucas had made the Ewoks like this in Return of the Jedi, it totally would have justified their existence.
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I wonder what Hooper X from “Chasing Amy” would say about Roaker wanting to be a white man.
I like have everyone has fun with it except for Ann Curry…that was funny as hell when he started to moon walk…for Christ’s sake she’s dressed like Darth Vader and still can’t take the stick out of her ass, I’ll bet she’s a real bitch
This is so incredibly funny. Jawa-jawa! xx
What about Drunks and Zombies? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpwYQl8BH34
I work in the neighborhood of the Today show studio, and I saw three little people getting blitzed at the Heartland Brewery on 51st st. and 6th the night before this show. Coincidence?
The guy at the beginning looks like
1) a very very tanwhite man, that looks stupid
2) an indian, who doesn’t know he looks stupid
3) a black man, who want’s to look like a white man (stupid too)
Word up JWG. Al as Lando would have been badass too!
They should have had this in the Special Editions, beats Greedo shooting first!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E-Y-d58HIU this has gotta be the humping one, dancing in the subway
Al Roker is Tan Solo
3:50 – A moon walking Ewok will ALWAYS be dugg!
That was funny as hell! The asian bitch was getting too much into her part
These midgets will have a reality show in 3…2…1
Cements my estimation that Natalie is the best part of the show – she’s getting goosed and laughing, Ann is pouting and partypooping…