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10.08.09 FOX: ‘WE LIKE STRIPPERS AND LESBIANS, TOO!’

It’s become en vogue for networks to make promotional videos that incorporate characters from their various shows (ABC, Syfy, and HBO have all done it), and now Fox has raised the bar the only way that Fox can: by making an unnecessarily lurid spot in which characters from “Bones,” “House,” and “Fringe” gather in a strip club where all the female characters (save Emily Deschanel) are portrayed as either lesbians or strippers. Even Lisa Edelstein’s Cuddy, the Dean of Medicine and hospital administrator in “House,” is working a pole. Why? Because shut up and tits, that’s why.

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FOX: ‘WE LIKE STRIPPERS AND LESBIANS, TOO!’

October 8th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Alfredo Garcia says:

Fox knows how to sell.
I’d watch C-SPAN if they had commercials like that.

October 8th, 2009 at 11:59 am
iwontrememberthis says:

I can only speak to House and Bones, but you realize this is all footage from the shows themselves, right?

October 8th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Enrico Pallazzo says:

“shut up and tits”

I want this line on my tombstone.

October 8th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Tim Was Tim says:

The cheering pulled the whole thing together for me. They must have hired the Disney Channel laugh track guy to do the mix.

October 8th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Farthammer says:

Fox hasn’t given me a boner like this since When Animals Attack!

October 8th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
chip says:

I only watch House occasionally so I know Olivia Wilde’s character on there is bi… (As she is on every show she’s a regular on) But how the hell did they explain Lisa Edelstein being a stripper?

Man, what a body on her for an old broad. Too bad Hitler wasn’t alive to see that, I’m sure it’d make him question the whole Aryan Supremacy thing.

October 8th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos says:

“But how the hell did they explain Lisa Edelstein being a stripper?”

You need an explanation/reason? I second the “body on her for an old broad” comment.
God Bless, Fox.

October 8th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
BraveSrRob says:

Re: Cuddy

It’s from the season four finale of House I think where House hallucinates.

October 8th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Spatula says:

The older I get, the “younger” the “old broads” get. This is not a bad thing.

October 8th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Punch Rockgroin says:

I can confirm this is a mashup of all of the strip club scenes from these particular shows.

Sorry, I wish that were funnier.

October 8th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Rebecca says:

Darn, I was really looking forward to watching Lois Griffin grind a stripper’s pole.

October 8th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Fish Punch says:

Because everyone else hasn’t already told you enough, that Cuddy part is actually from House.

October 8th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
foreignspell says:

Well, FOX always was the more “salacious” network, right? “Shut up and tits” made my day, though. I think it sums up about half of the current TV landscape.

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