It’s become en vogue for networks to make promotional videos that incorporate characters from their various shows (ABC, Syfy, and HBO have all done it), and now Fox has raised the bar the only way that Fox can: by making an unnecessarily lurid spot in which characters from “Bones,” “House,” and “Fringe” gather in a strip club where all the female characters (save Emily Deschanel) are portrayed as either lesbians or strippers. Even Lisa Edelstein’s Cuddy, the Dean of Medicine and hospital administrator in “House,” is working a pole. Why? Because shut up and tits, that’s why.
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Well, FOX always was the more “salacious” network, right? “Shut up and tits” made my day, though. I think it sums up about half of the current TV landscape.
Because everyone else hasn’t already told you enough, that Cuddy part is actually from House.
Darn, I was really looking forward to watching Lois Griffin grind a stripper’s pole.
I can confirm this is a mashup of all of the strip club scenes from these particular shows.
Sorry, I wish that were funnier.
The older I get, the “younger” the “old broads” get. This is not a bad thing.
Re: Cuddy
It’s from the season four finale of House I think where House hallucinates.
“But how the hell did they explain Lisa Edelstein being a stripper?”
You need an explanation/reason? I second the “body on her for an old broad” comment.
God Bless, Fox.
I only watch House occasionally so I know Olivia Wilde’s character on there is bi… (As she is on every show she’s a regular on) But how the hell did they explain Lisa Edelstein being a stripper?
Man, what a body on her for an old broad. Too bad Hitler wasn’t alive to see that, I’m sure it’d make him question the whole Aryan Supremacy thing.
Fox hasn’t given me a boner like this since When Animals Attack!
The cheering pulled the whole thing together for me. They must have hired the Disney Channel laugh track guy to do the mix.
“shut up and tits”
I want this line on my tombstone.
I can only speak to House and Bones, but you realize this is all footage from the shows themselves, right?
Fox knows how to sell.
I’d watch C-SPAN if they had commercials like that.