GOOD NEWS AND SEXY NEWS
10.23.09
It’s been a surprisingly heartening week for TV news. First “Sons of Anarchy” beat Jay Leno in the ratings, and now Ashlee Simpson has been fired from “Melrose Place.” Not that that matters, since she’s a terrible actress on a terrible show, but it’s a nice bookend to the extra good news that Sarah Shahi has been given another leading role.
Shahi has landed the lead in USA Network’s pilot “Facing Kate,” lifting the contingency off the project.
The pilot, produced by Universal Cable Prods., centers on Kate (Shahi), a divorced San Francisco woman who leaves her job as a lawyer to become a mediator.
It absolutely infuriates me that everybody reading this post knows who Ashlee Simpson is, yet many of you have likely never heard of Shahi. She’s a former Dallas Cowboy cheerleader who most recently starred in “Life,” and before that she was on “The L Word” and had little roles in everything from “The Sopranos” to Old School. And while she’s not the second coming of Meryl Streep, she’s definitely a way better actress than Ashlee Simpson and — equally if not more important — 800 brazilian times better looking. Seriously, this fame discrepancy makes me want to line up the editors of every gossip magazine in America and punch each one of them in the throat.
Well I’m not gonna let this stand. Below: the absurd amount of sexiness that we deserve to make up for Ashlee Simpson’s fame.
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what is name movie?
Who they bang says a lot about them, and she’s shacking up with the guy who can only badly act in films like Still Waiting and Stan Helsing. Such a shame.
Dude, she was a Cowboys cheerleader…Emmitt Smith probably fucked that.
Life lost me when she was banging The Tao of Steve guy. That part KILLED me.
Just mesmerizing.
Iranian women want to be whores so badly, but Iran wont let them and yet we as a country decided to liberate Iraq.
I had no clue who this woman was, but when you said she was in “Old School”, my brain went “That is most likely the girl you wanked it to when she was giving a BJ to a cucumber”
And I .giffed in my pants.
Is having sex with her for five years worth getting murdered? I might venture yes.
I agree with everything you’ve written here Matt and if this is the beginning of Sexy Friday, by all means don’t let my post distract you from doing god’s work. But as all of us followers of The Shahi know, she is Persian (Iranian) and has the potential to do a murder suicide at the drop of the hat.
Soooooooo…nope still would rather get with her than the vapid whores the gossip magazines promote.
/gets bullet proof vest
I’ve got a small role for her right here.
(My penis isn’t very big.)
I’m an avid eater of Tabasco Sauce, so if this chick wants me to eat her brown hole, I’m ready.
The animated .GIF might be my favorite thing about the Internet. After porn, of course.
I DID know who this chick was. Mostly from masturbating to “The L Word.” But I did NOT know that was her in “Old School.”
/The More You Know
Well I’m convinced. Ashlee who?
So does this mean we’re doing Sexy Friday here this week? Because I really like what you’ve done here, Mr. Ufford. I think you’ve earned the rest of the day off.
Of course, if you had more sexiness planned, then by all means do carry on, sir.
That sir, is a parade of awesome
Hot chicks and mediators together at last!!!