10.20.09 HASSELHOFF REALITY SHOW IN THE WORKS

TMZ is reporting that David Hasselhoff is close to finalizing a deal for a reality show about the Hoff and his two daughters. A similar show called “Meet the Hasselhoffs” already aired in the UK (video above), and you know it’s good because it begins with Hasselhoff saying:

I think people realize that I’m a human being, and that I make the same mistakes that they do.

Oh yes. I make all the same mistakes as Hasselhoff. Who can forget my video for “Hooked on a Feeling”? Or that time I got wasted and my daughter filmed me shirtless and eating a hamburger? Or that time I got drunk, wet the bed, and punched an emergency room doctor? Or the time I took my teenage daughter to an erotic boutique to apologize for being drunk? Or the other four times I got hospitalized for alcohol poisoning? Yes, David Hasselhoff is just like me. Except way drunker. And that’s no easy feat.