JANUARY JONES IS SPECTACULAR
10.13.09
And the Lord thy God spake, “Go ahead and covet these tits, it’s cool.”
“Mad Men” star January Jones is on the cover of the next issue of GQ, and long story short she’s the best woman on the planet. The article and photos are so tremendous that she may as well have taken Christina Hendricks by her dyed red hair and shoved her out of my heart and into moving traffic. I’m not even going to pull all the quotes from the article, but let’s leave it at this: she drinks a lot of beer, she likes football, she hangs out with the Judd Apatow crew, she plays Wii, and she has a little bit of a pyromaniac streak.
Oh yeah, and she’s kind of attractive. If you’re into that blonde, perfect-body Grace Kelly type. I barely even noticed. I generally only see beauty on the inside (Taxidermy gets me all hot.)
More photos here.
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I hope this isn’t the last time I get to say “I’m with you, Farthammer.”
How weird is it that I get aroused when she acts all racist on Mad Men?
Learning January Jones is also totally cool is further proof god hates me.
As long as I can be a power-bottom.
Farthammer and Taco_Jones share a cozy little bungalow on Fire Island.
And if she is anything like Betty Draper, she also does not support civil rights!!!
I think I need to go into the bathroom for a Lucky Stroke.
I’m with you, Farthammer. I prefer perfect blondes over Ronald McDonald with tits.
Hilarious, Ashton Kutcher told her that she wasn’t going to be good at acting.
Freddy Rumsen just pissed himself…..at least I think it’s piss.
See, this is what I am talking about. I always bite my tongue when you show pictures of the pasty fat one who would be a nobody were it not for her huge cans. But now you post this superhot piece and I can freely discuss my boner.
Eh, she’s no rabbit riding a unicycle.
Thank God, a month later and she’d only be into black guys.
It’s like my own personal Weird Science.
Posts like this one makes me wish I worked from home. The black thigh high pictures are out-fucking-standing.
she drinks a lot of beer, she likes football…
Sheesh, talk about running up the score. I really hate it when a chick that is so totally out of my league in a physical sense turns out to be something other than a completely insufferable bitch when it comes to personality.