NBC has spun off “The Biggest Loser,” giving sexy/scary trainer Jillian Michaels her own show called “Losing it with Jillian.”
Michaels will travel the country showing weight-challenged Americans that they can get the same results as contestants on “The Biggest Loser” without attending the show’s immersive fitness boot camp… In each self-contained episode, Michaels will move into a family’s home and give them a top-to-bottom fitness, nutrition and wellness makeover. Unlike “Loser,” which is more strictly focused on shedding pounds, “Losing It” will take on multiple aspects of living a healthier lifestyle.
“In a way, it’s a response to the comments we always get on ‘Loser,’ ” Michaels said. “We always hear, ‘It’s so easy to lose weight when you move into the camp and you’re living with trainers’ and ‘Would they really be able to lose the weight if there wasn’t money on the line?’” [The Live Feed]
Really? Jillian must not be hearing my comments, because all of mine are about the depths of my masochistic depravity. I’m always saying, “Jillian yelling at people turns me on” and “I think I’d be okay with her strapping it on” and “I don’t think she’d give me a choice about the strap-on” and “I’m okay with that.”
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I’d love to lose it in Jillian.
After reading the title of the show, I assumed this was going to be a reality special showcasing her journey from pre-op to post-op.
if you’re going to title a show “Losing it with Jillian” it should be about aging virgins who need to lose weight cuz no one will fuck them. Then, if Jillian gets them to lose weight, she’ll fuck them. That’s the reward. You’d have a bigger hit than American Idol and Grey’s Anatomy combined. If they’re greenlighting Wilmer Valderamma’s Dog Wisperer shit, this should get a 3-season deal from the get-go.
So this donkey raped Linda Hamilton and impregnated her. Turns out Hamilton is against abortion in all circumstances and carried the baby to term. That child? Jillian Michaels. True story.
She makes me lose it, all right. And by “it” I mean my semen.
I thought that Losing It was about Jay Leno being decapitated/castrated.
Lenny, I thought it was going to be a remake of the early 80′s classic starring Tom Cruise and Shelly Long.
Losing it? I thought this was going to be a reality show about virgins.