10.06.09 JIM BELUSHI TRAGICALLY SURVIVES PLANE CRASH

Jim Belushi and Brooke Shields are both safe after a very minor plane crash at the Hearst Mansion in California last Friday, according to Access Hollywood.

The incident occurred just after 5 PM when a plane carrying the two actors, who were attending a private event at the popular historic monument, landed safely at the estate’s private landing strip.

San Luis Obispo Sheriff’s Department PIO Rob Bryn told Access the pilot did not set the plane’s parking brake and the Cessna 421B plane rolled into a parked rental car while Brooke and Jim were still on the plane.

“No one was ever in any danger,” Officer Bryn told Access.

That’s too bad. I mean, I’ve got nothing against Brooke Shields. She’s perfectly nice and good at whatever is she does these days, but I think she would’ve been acceptable collateral to lose Belushi — albeit seven years too late to prevent “According to Jim.”

Man, I miss summer.