10.21.09 LINKS: PIGLETS, PUPPIES, AND PEDOBEAR
Because today was extra sexy but lacking in animals: An abandoned piglet named Apple Sauce was adopted by a Rottweiler who had just given birth to a litter of eight puppies. Who cares if it’s not TV-related? This adorable story goes to 11. [Daily Mail via Urlesque]
Pedobear on a local newscast: This is from back in September, but I missed it – Pedobear was featured in the Portland, Ore. news after Pedobear appeared on a flyer advertising — wait for it — a children’s theatre costume sale. Worth watching if only to see the Internet experts try to explain the concept of a meme. [KGW]
Ha ha, good one, Mischa. Mischa Barton on the cancellation of “The Beautiful Life”: “It’s their loss.” She then added, “Freshen ya drink, guvna?” [Access Hollywood]
WANT. Cuff links that actually work as cigarette lighters. Suck on that, James Bond. [Asylum]
‘Hey sis, sorry I missed your birthday…’ Heidi Montag skipped her sister’s birthday party because MTV wouldn’t pay her an appearance fee. Bonus: Spencer Pratt’s sister Stephanie was arrested for DUI after the party. What a terrific bunch of people. For setting on fire and feeding to alligators. [Gawker]
Hell yes. Comedy Central has bought the rights to air re-runs of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” The more people that watch this show, the better. I want to maximize the cultural relevance of milk steak. [LA Times]
Finally, something for the ladies! Video of Chuck Bass’s gay kiss on “Gossip Girl.” If that’s your thing. [BuzzCuts]

