10.21.09 LINKS: PIGLETS, PUPPIES, AND PEDOBEAR

Charlie Kelly
Favorite Food: Milk steak
Favorite Hobby: Magnets
Likes: Ghouls. Funny little green ghouls.
Dislikes: Peoples’ knees.

those cuff links are sweet until you set your suit on fire.

then they become way sweet.

Can you guys please keep Mischa Barton over there?

We’ll keep David Hasselhoff in one of our mental hospitals, and you keep Barton on your streets digging through trash.

We all win.

That was quite a game played by Melksteak Cabrera last night. That nickname needs to catch on.

Who would want to wear a suit that is on fire?

Someone really into cosplay.

An abandoned piglet named Apple Sauce…

I feel slightly guilty about wanting to eat something so cute, but this story has made me start thinking obsessively about having a succulent meal of roast suckling pig.

That was, quite possibly, the most perfect local TV news story ever produced.

Just when Comedy Central lets Reno 911 go and then gives a half hour show to a ventriloquist, they go and do something like this to somewhat redeem themselves.

Cuff link lighters? Pfft. My cuff links ALWAYS get the ladies.

They dispense Rohypnol.

@Burnsy

I hear ya. Jeff Dunham will probably do as well as Mencia (4 seasons! WTF!), but it’s hard to stay mad at that network when they resuscitated Futurama and are going to air reruns of Sunny (plus Southpark/The Daily Show/The Colbert Report are still running strong).

uhhh yes, can i get the milksteak with a side of jellybeans??