Because today was extra sexy but lacking in animals: An abandoned piglet named Apple Sauce was adopted by a Rottweiler who had just given birth to a litter of eight puppies. Who cares if it’s not TV-related? This adorable story goes to 11. [Daily Mail via Urlesque]
Pedobear on a local newscast: This is from back in September, but I missed it – Pedobear was featured in the Portland, Ore. news after Pedobear appeared on a flyer advertising — wait for it — a children’s theatre costume sale. Worth watching if only to see the Internet experts try to explain the concept of a meme. [KGW]
Ha ha, good one, Mischa. Mischa Barton on the cancellation of “The Beautiful Life”: “It’s their loss.” She then added, “Freshen ya drink, guvna?” [Access Hollywood]
WANT. Cuff links that actually work as cigarette lighters. Suck on that, James Bond. [Asylum]
‘Hey sis, sorry I missed your birthday…’ Heidi Montag skipped her sister’s birthday party because MTV wouldn’t pay her an appearance fee. Bonus: Spencer Pratt’s sister Stephanie was arrested for DUI after the party. What a terrific bunch of people. For setting on fire and feeding to alligators. [Gawker]
Hell yes. Comedy Central has bought the rights to air re-runs of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” The more people that watch this show, the better. I want to maximize the cultural relevance of milk steak. [LA Times]
Finally, something for the ladies! Video of Chuck Bass’s gay kiss on “Gossip Girl.” If that’s your thing. [BuzzCuts]
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uhhh yes, can i get the milksteak with a side of jellybeans??
@Burnsy
I hear ya. Jeff Dunham will probably do as well as Mencia (4 seasons! WTF!), but it’s hard to stay mad at that network when they resuscitated Futurama and are going to air reruns of Sunny (plus Southpark/The Daily Show/The Colbert Report are still running strong).
Cuff link lighters? Pfft. My cuff links ALWAYS get the ladies.
They dispense Rohypnol.
Just when Comedy Central lets Reno 911 go and then gives a half hour show to a ventriloquist, they go and do something like this to somewhat redeem themselves.
That was, quite possibly, the most perfect local TV news story ever produced.
An abandoned piglet named Apple Sauce…
I feel slightly guilty about wanting to eat something so cute, but this story has made me start thinking obsessively about having a succulent meal of roast suckling pig.
Who would want to wear a suit that is on fire?
Someone really into cosplay.
That was quite a game played by Melksteak Cabrera last night. That nickname needs to catch on.
Can you guys please keep Mischa Barton over there?
We’ll keep David Hasselhoff in one of our mental hospitals, and you keep Barton on your streets digging through trash.
We all win.
those cuff links are sweet until you set your suit on fire.
then they become way sweet.
Charlie Kelly
Favorite Food: Milk steak
Favorite Hobby: Magnets
Likes: Ghouls. Funny little green ghouls.
Dislikes: Peoples’ knees.