Comments on: LINKS: PIGLETS, PUPPIES, AND PEDOBEAR

By: Fitness Celebrity John Basedow

Fitness Celebrity John Basedow — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 06:32:43 +0000

uhhh yes, can i get the milksteak with a side of jellybeans??

By: FistfulOAwesome

FistfulOAwesome — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 22:30:52 +0000

@Burnsy

I hear ya. Jeff Dunham will probably do as well as Mencia (4 seasons! WTF!), but it’s hard to stay mad at that network when they resuscitated Futurama and are going to air reruns of Sunny (plus Southpark/The Daily Show/The Colbert Report are still running strong).

By: Jesse Sans Rippers

Jesse Sans Rippers — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 22:24:59 +0000

Cuff link lighters? Pfft. My cuff links ALWAYS get the ladies.

They dispense Rohypnol.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:45:44 +0000

Just when Comedy Central lets Reno 911 go and then gives a half hour show to a ventriloquist, they go and do something like this to somewhat redeem themselves.

By: Tracer Bullet

Tracer Bullet — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:44:50 +0000

That was, quite possibly, the most perfect local TV news story ever produced.

By: Zack

Zack — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:41:18 +0000

An abandoned piglet named Apple Sauce…

I feel slightly guilty about wanting to eat something so cute, but this story has made me start thinking obsessively about having a succulent meal of roast suckling pig.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:31:11 +0000

Who would want to wear a suit that is on fire?

Someone really into cosplay.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:12:56 +0000

That was quite a game played by Melksteak Cabrera last night. That nickname needs to catch on.

By: Smegga

Smegga — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:11:44 +0000

Can you guys please keep Mischa Barton over there?

We’ll keep David Hasselhoff in one of our mental hospitals, and you keep Barton on your streets digging through trash.

We all win.

By: bk

bk — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:05:18 +0000

those cuff links are sweet until you set your suit on fire.

then they become way sweet.