10.06.09 MEREDITH VIEIRA: ‘I’M A HORNY OLD WOMAN’

She actually said it- and that was just the tip of the akward sexually harrassing iceberg. I’d love to see someone act out clips of her Husband watching the show- spit-take, squeezing his scotch glass so hard it breaks. Easily it would be funnier than anything they had on the last SNL.

She loves a man in uniform, so I’d say you have a good shot at wrapping those varicose-veined legs around you.

She’s probably crustier than six day old Arby’s, but I’d throw down.

@Chazz

Great! You just gave SNL a new idea for a sketch!

@La Schmoove

And the sketch will end up being about two-and-a-half minutes too long.

I’m pretty sure she came at least twice during that clip.

@ Duke

And feature Kenan Thompson screaming “FIX IT” while Wiig does the worst impression of Viera ever! It’s gold!!!

1. How’d she pass up a doggie style joke for question 1.
2. I’d forgotten how much I loathed people’s explanation for their answers.

@Enrico, La Schmooze, Duke

And they turn Kenan’s part into yet another unfunny recurring character. Damn it. This is why we can’t have nice things.

I was at Borders bookstore the other day and they had this TV in the reading\cafe area and its single purpose was to play commercials. They played the “Couger Town” commercial 3 times a minute and it was loud as hell. Some dude couldnt take it anymore and he yelled at the manager to turn it off. He was my hero.

Hold on. Did the guy at the start of the clip walk away with a whole $1000? I’m guessing he didn’t spend any of it on books.

Coincidentally, she was also heard screaming “No, not the horn!” backstage after the taping.

We Navy guys are into some freaky shit.

She’s kinda hot.

Too bad for her he’s obviously gay.

Yea too bad them navy guys are gay lol.

Meredith has been a flirt ever since she was on “The View.”

Hell I wish a lot more women her age were like this, she is great looking, and ballsy! I thought is was funny watching the guy squirm, and he enjoyed it too! Course, some butthole will complain, and she’ll lose her job now, for nothing!