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10.27.09 MIDGET FARM VANDALIZED

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The Oregon farm belonging to the family of TLC’s “Little People, Big World” was vandalized, leaving pint-sized patriarch Matt Roloff and his family to offer $1000 for any information that leads to an arrest.

Vandals have struck the family’s Forest Grove, Ore. farm, taking 14 signs and riddling another “Welcome” sign with bullet holes. It’s the second time that the Roloffs, who star in TLC’s “Little People, Big World” reality show, have been targeted by the unseen thugs…

The 34-acre Roloff farm is a big attraction in the area and on the show, which chronicles the lives of the family–including dad Matt and wife Amy both little people, and their four kids (son Zach is also a little person). [NY Post]

Listen, before I get any angry emails, I want to apologize for the headline. I know that the appropriate term is little person, not midget. But still, you have to like the idea of a midget farm. Just a place where we can grow and harvest midgets. But don’t get too attached to them, kids. They may be adorable, but autumn’s when we slaughter and butcher them to make delicious midget bacon.

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There are 18 comments about:
MIDGET FARM VANDALIZED

October 27th, 2009 at 10:42 am
Danger Guerrero says:

“midget bacon”

Bacon bits

October 27th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Tracer Bullet says:

I only eat organic, free-range midgets.

October 27th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Punch Rockgroin says:

They were a little pissed off.

October 27th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Kid Presentable says:

Small price to pay for TV fame.

October 27th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Stinky Pete says:

Midget bacon is okay, but I prefer the short ribs.

October 27th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Vodka says:

Maybe that will teach them to clean up around the house. Have you ever seen an episode? They are fucking slobs.

P.S. I’d nail the mom.

October 27th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Burnsy says:

Patton Oswalt is wanted for questioning.

October 27th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Stinky Pete says:

I’d love to try smoked midget jerky but no one can figure out how to cure it.

October 27th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Upstate Underdog says:

I watched a porno once with the title “Midget Farm”

October 27th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Hans Gruber says:

The cruelest part was that all the vandalism was done 6 feet off the ground… It is estimated to take them 2 years to repair.

October 27th, 2009 at 11:32 am
The Other Matt says:

Where would one procure some midget seeds? I’ve got a small plot (wokka wokka) and would like to see what I can get out of it.

October 27th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Leapin_Lizards says:

why I love Cabbage Patch kids!

October 27th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Zack says:

Cleaning this mess up…(SUNGLASSES)…is going to be a tall order (YEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!)

October 27th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Tim Was Tim says:

“Thanks for the genes, mom!”
- Kid on the right

October 27th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Duke says:

@UU

I want my video back!

October 27th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
kwanzaagecko says:

sounds like they need to do a little tidying up

October 27th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
AEVC again says:

H’mm, from the banner pic it looks like these fuckers been cloning Fred Savage?

October 27th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Rebecca says:

I was going to try being clever, but I can’t top Zack.

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