10.27.09 MIDGET FARM VANDALIZED
The Oregon farm belonging to the family of TLC’s “Little People, Big World” was vandalized, leaving pint-sized patriarch Matt Roloff and his family to offer $1000 for any information that leads to an arrest.
Vandals have struck the family’s Forest Grove, Ore. farm, taking 14 signs and riddling another “Welcome” sign with bullet holes. It’s the second time that the Roloffs, who star in TLC’s “Little People, Big World” reality show, have been targeted by the unseen thugs…
The 34-acre Roloff farm is a big attraction in the area and on the show, which chronicles the lives of the family–including dad Matt and wife Amy both little people, and their four kids (son Zach is also a little person). [NY Post]
Listen, before I get any angry emails, I want to apologize for the headline. I know that the appropriate term is little person, not midget. But still, you have to like the idea of a midget farm. Just a place where we can grow and harvest midgets. But don’t get too attached to them, kids. They may be adorable, but autumn’s when we slaughter and butcher them to make delicious midget bacon.
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“midget bacon”
Bacon bits