The “Real World/Road Rules Challenge” has long been a bastion of quiet dignity in the realm of reality TV competitions, a legacy it continued this week when Shauvon suffered from an exploded fake titty after she belly-flopped into the water from a considerable height. “Like, I’m not kidding. It’s, like, burning. Like, I think I popped my f-cking implant,” the classic beauty remarked, displaying the wit that conjures memories of Dorothy Parker. O Shauvon!  Get well soon, my dulcet love. I fear the “Real World/Road Rules Challenge” may slip into lowbrow trash-talking and idiotic, catty, pointless conversations without your gentle spirit to guide the others.

[Jezebel]