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10.09.09 MTV REALITY COMPETITOR POPS BREAST IMPLANT

The “Real World/Road Rules Challenge” has long been a bastion of quiet dignity in the realm of reality TV competitions, a legacy it continued this week when Shauvon suffered from an exploded fake titty after she belly-flopped into the water from a considerable height. “Like, I’m not kidding. It’s, like, burning. Like, I think I popped my f-cking implant,” the classic beauty remarked, displaying the wit that conjures memories of Dorothy Parker. O Shauvon! Get well soon, my dulcet love. I fear the “Real World/Road Rules Challenge” may slip into lowbrow trash-talking and idiotic, catty, pointless conversations without your gentle spirit to guide the others.

[Jezebel]

10 Comments » TAGS: MTV, REAL WORLD/ROAD RILES CHALLENGE, REALITY TV

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MTV REALITY COMPETITOR POPS BREAST IMPLANT

October 9th, 2009 at 10:43 am

samerochocinco says:

It’s a great excuse to look at her tits and not be called a pig when she catches you doing it. Everybody wins.

October 9th, 2009 at 10:44 am

wehavehair says:

Well played, universe.

October 9th, 2009 at 10:44 am

Vodka says:

You know those drone planes that are awesome and take out terrorists from miles away, all while the “pilot” is safely back at base? Yeah, let’s fly one of those back over here and zero in on these whores. Just real quick, and then back to work.