10.12.09 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look at it this way: If she’s willing to marry a dude that ugly, maybe she’s also willing to fuck a dude who looks like you.

But do her nipples taste like snozberries?

Christina, honey, your husband played a retard in The Ringer. Amongst a cast of actual retards. You are fucking this guy. It breaks me heart.

*takes picture of middle finger, inserts in envelope*

Does anyone have Vincent Kartheiser’s address?

I bet she ate all the cake.

I think this blog needs to take a decidedly more Alison Brie direction as retribution for this heinous act. At least until she marries somebody in the cast of Super Troopers.

Vibrating vaginas are overrated. They batteries die much too quickly.

While few people will come to that guy’s defense, he *was* in an episode of “Undeclared.” And I like that show.

I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all of that, but I still can’t believe she’s married to this guy, even if he WAS in an episode of Undeclared.

Why do I bother working out, showering, or generally taking care of myself again? Seems like being a dumpy mess works out better.

I don’t think much of his tailor either.

I’ve hated Vincent Kartheiser ever since he played David Boreanaz’s pussy emo son in Angel. Now I really want him dead.

Christina Hendricks…married this guy. The Stoned guy from Super Troopers. The Ugly, ugly, guy from Super Troopers. Not even a member of the main cast of Super Troopers…………………………
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Anyone wanna join me on a cross country shooting rampage?

Seriously, how the fuck did this chud get a beautiful goddess like Christina. Must have used a mind mind controlling roofie.

“…he takes care of me, He’s very, very giving.”

Probable translation: “…he has a 12 inch dick and a tongue that would make Gene Simmons jealous. Besides I close my eyes during sex anyway.”

my guess is this guy is swinging a baseball bat.

I’m obsessed with alison brie and I want to fuck her asshole