Comments on: OY, SOMEONE GAVE WILMER VALDERRAMA WORK

By: FlightRisk

FlightRisk — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 14:51:21 +0000

I have to agree, Wilmer Valderrama is TERRIBLE! How can he possibly get work as an “actor” with all the talented people out there. Any of you have kids? Ever heard him on “Handy Manny”? He can’t even READ! It is embarassing. It sounds like someone learning English for the first time trying to read words off a page.

By: CrabApple

CrabApple — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:06:37 +0000

I remember he was on Stern and he said that he has a 10 inch penis.

Makes money by being bad at things and has a huge wang.

I wish my life could be summed up like that.

By: Jesse Sans Rippers

Jesse Sans Rippers — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:40:58 +0000

Dammit, Kapnek! You had the chance to make Fez play the role of “Grizzly Man”, and you chose “Dog Whisperer” instead? Thanks for nothing.

By: ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:45:34 +0000

On a more positive note, he did bang an underage Lindsay Lohan. Wait, so did half of Hollywood. Nevermind.

By: Smegga

Smegga — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:38:47 +0000

How is the show going to work?

Will it be like House where a grumpy Wilmer ponders how to help a troublesome poodle, writes on a white board, has an addiction to doggy treats, and only solves the problem in the last two minutes after having a conversation with his best friend?

By: GenWar

GenWar — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:32:40 +0000

Wanna hate him a little more? Check out Handy Manny. I didn’t think you could negatively impact the stereotypes of Mexicans. I was wrong.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:32:32 +0000

Turns out this will be paired with Brothers as part of Fox’s Go Fuck Yourself Fridays.

By: Vince FilmDrunk

Vince FilmDrunk — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:30:48 +0000

It’s pretty impressive when a guy can be named “Wilmer” and still have only the third stupidest name of his coworkers.

By: wehavehair

wehavehair — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:30:41 +0000

ABC has already asked if they can preempt the next episode of ‘Hank’ for this.

By: Zack

Zack — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:22:09 +0000

My old roommate’s dog was so badass that it got kicked out of Cesar Millan’s dog camp. True story.