REPORT: VIDEO HO’S ON THE DECLINE
10.08.09Last night, in one of the better “Daily Show” segments I’ve seen in some time, Wyatt Cenac examined how the crappy economy has affected the rap industry and related businesses by sitting down with Slim Thug and helping him downsize his posse. And as much as I’d love to go on and on examining the humorous disconnect between hip-hop culture and white-collar consulting*, there’s not much I can add that will top the list of Slim Thug’s expenditures in June 2009:

*I would not like to do that. At all.

Those “NFL Legacy Collection” commercial are apparently effective.
why just switching to a Fiji water bidet will save yo ass over $10,000 a month!
“How did “food for pit bulls” not make the list?”
Cuz if ya’ feed ‘em, dey won’ be mean.
Spending that much on throwbacks is ignorant, Heehee Jamoone
7 figures on throwback jerseys…hilarious.
/puts on Heath Shuler jersey
How did “food for pit bulls” not make the list?
Not the skrilla!
Hey, you know, that’s fine. Didn’t want to watch it anyway, sounds dumb.
*Sob*
Hermes Toilet Paper? Please, Jay-Z uses Zeus Toilet Paper.
Actually, I think that’s fairly low for expenditures on Scarface merchandise. Only Jesus and Obama are more popular in the hood than Tony Montana.
What does a Courvoisier do?
Sorry, but any smart rapper knows that your shark tank upkeep should be equivalent to your Scarface merchandise. Especially when it comes to your shark’s machine guns.
“Rim Polisher” isn’t what I think it is, right?