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By: Bearcat44

Bearcat44 — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 21:52:27 +0000

Sadly for announcer Alan Kalter who was dressed in drag, he could not win Dave’s heart or cock.

By: Bearcat44

Bearcat44 — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 21:44:52 +0000

This week’s Late Show guest hosts: Kobe Bryant, David Duchovny, Derek Jeter, Bill Clinton and Magic Johnson

“You think you got lots of pussy, Dave? Amateur.”

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 07:47:09 +0000

So, David Letterman has had sex with multiple personal assistants (secretaries). The moment this was announced, millions of upper management types mocked outrage, then darted their eyes back and forth very quickly.

/David Letterman having sex is gross
//makes it look like the dog is guilty

By: Leapin_Lizards

Leapin_Lizards — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 14:36:10 +0000

A story about office sex with both “cadre” and “scuttlebutt”?

BEST. POST. EVARR.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:43:30 +0000

So did Paul Schaffer get sloppy seconds at all?

You mean did he try to lick Dave’s balls afterwards? Because he’s a flaming ghey, you see.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:13:59 +0000

Wake me when Dave gets banned from Newark.

By: Jessica Dwyer

Jessica Dwyer — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:32:54 +0000

You gotta wonder about that gap tooth french kissing. Wait, I need to go vomit.

By: Lenny

Lenny — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:17:18 +0000

So did Paul Schaffer get sloppy seconds at all?

By: Vodka

Vodka — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:01:37 +0000

Ya think his ratings will be a bit higher tonight?

By: Vodka

Vodka — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 18:53:59 +0000

Zooey > Letterman