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10.27.09 SCOOBY DOO + ZOMBIES = BADASS

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As much as I’d like to say that the zombie phenomenon is played out, I can’t help but admire the occasional slice of badassery it stirs in the human imagination, such as Shaun of the Dead, “The Walking Dead,” World War Z, or this illustration of Velma and Scooby Doo surviving in the zombie apocalypse.

I don’t want to geek out too much here, but I kind of love everything about this picture: how nerdy Velma is the only survivor, how Scooby’s been made over to look like a vicious Doberman mix, the re-christening of the “Mystery Machine,” the chain-link fencing over the windows… but one thing troubles me. The cross and stakes seem to suggest that maybe this was made to make Velma… AW CRAP. This isn’t a zombie apocalypse at all! It’s a vampire apocalypse! What I thought was badass was actually gay and lame! YA USED ME, INTERNET!

Sorry about that, folks. The only way that this can be salvaged is if we make it an apocalypse with vampires AND zombies. Which reminds me: I’m writing a movie script called Vampires vs. Zombies, so anyone else who tries to make that film can expect to get sued. (If it has “versus” in the title, it’s GOTTA be good! Like Alien vs. Predator, or Monsters vs Aliens, or Roe v. Wade.)

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There are 23 comments about:
SCOOBY DOO + ZOMBIES = BADASS

October 27th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
wehavehair says:

Post apocalyptic Scooby would f*ck the shit out of Marmaduke.

October 27th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Taco_Jones says:

Kramer vs. Kramer

October 27th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
CrabApple says:

The “RIP S + F + D” is a nice touch.

And the nerdy cartoon Velma just made “it” move a little bit.

A sure movie hit. A vampire that is bitten by a zombie and is now a “Zompire”

October 27th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Upstate Underdog says:

Don’t forget about “Joe versus The Volcano”

October 27th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Matt says:

Dammit, UU! Nice pull, wish I’d thought of that.

October 27th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
wehavehair says:

Billy the Kid vs Dracula

October 27th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
lieutenant winslow says:

versus network

October 27th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
nadimal says:

Ecks vs. Sever

October 27th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Setec Astrology says:

The green forearm in Scooby’s mouth lends support for the “vampires AND zombies” theory.

October 27th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
CrabApple says:

Since it is Halloween

Freddy vs Jason

October 27th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
just lurking says:

Bad news Matt. Vampires vs. Zombies was already made back in 2004. It was absolute shit. The vampires and the zombies are barely in any scenes together.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0408309/

October 27th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Kid Presentable says:

He can still adapt it as a Broadway musical.

October 27th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Jesse Sans Rippers says:

Bart vs. The Space Mutants, anyone?

*pushes up glasses with finger*

October 27th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
dr. monster says:

hey thanks for spreadign the word about this design of mine! :)
actually, it’s an EVERYTHING apocalypse. my full idea was to have her surrounded by the silhouettes of various classic monsters and yes, zombies as well. basically, the world gone to a monster hell- which is why she also has some silver bullets on that ammo belt ;)

October 27th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Neo says:

If you want to see Vampires v Zombies in kickass fashion, try this webcomic from the beginning:

http://lastblood.keenspot.com/main/

October 27th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Tracer Bullet says:

Santa Claus vs. the Martians

October 27th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Merk says:

The State of New York Vs. Matt Ufford

October 27th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Matt says:

Versus (do Japanese movies count?)

October 27th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Branden says:

Vampires vs. Zombies is already a movie. sorry dude

October 27th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
shaggy says:

Yeah, almost had me till I saw Velma looking kike a small titted, no thigh brunette version of paris hilton.

November 13th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Cam says:

hint hint: http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=206285271062

November 16th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
dr. monster says:

for sale now at threadless.com!!!

February 8th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
travis says:

it’s now up for best tee of the year at threadless.com- please- if you dug the design, go vote and help me (the unemployed artist) win $20k this year!
thanks!
http://www.threadless.com/bt/year,2009

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