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10.27.09 SCUBA CAT? SCUBA CAT.

I obviously don’t know where any of you live (except YOU, Jessica), but here in New York it’s rainy and gray and chilly, and I stayed in bed a little too long, and I’m not all that motivated to start the day. And it’s days like this that call for a cat and a dog to go scuba diving together.

If you’re wondering, this news report about Hawkeye the scuba-diving cat (video below) isn’t particularly new, but as it turns out I don’t particularly care. I needed scuba cat today. Especially considering the fact that his best friend is scuba dog. You know, sometimes I wish I were an executive at Animal Planet. The network’s coverage of anthropomorphized cats and dogs would go through the roof. And so would ratings!

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SCUBA CAT? SCUBA CAT.

October 27th, 2009 at 9:53 am

wehavehair says:

I sense the beginnings of a Simmons-for-Bucks-GM-esque campaign: Uff for Executive Director at Animal Planet. To the twitterverse!

October 27th, 2009 at 10:14 am

Taco_Jones says:

“…and I stayed in bed a little too long”

I’m reading this at 10:13am and thinking I need three more hours of sleep.

October 27th, 2009 at 10:22 am

Kid Presentable says:

It’s now clear that the future of the US Navy lies in breeding a race of fully-armed scuba diving super-monkeys.

October 27th, 2009 at 10:31 am

Danger Guerrero says:

I pitched a reality show about a cat family called “Whiskers and Buttons + 8″, but TLC’s lawyers had a fit. Not about the title, but about the rights to the whole genre of small brained mammals raising a litter of youngins.

October 27th, 2009 at 11:35 am

Leapin_Lizards says:

I can haz oxigin?

October 27th, 2009 at 11:52 am

La Schmoove says:

I want to hear more about where Jessica lives.

//winks. gun fingers.

October 27th, 2009 at 12:03 pm

Vince A says:

Don’t you mean through the woof? Right?

/Dodges fruit

October 27th, 2009 at 12:37 pm

Duke says:

Needs to be mashed-up with keyboard cat.

/Gold, Jerry! Gold!

October 27th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

Jessica says:

I’m a little concerned that you know where I live. Talk about being a creeper…

October 28th, 2009 at 10:05 am

Guitar Tuition Reviews says:

Do I need to make a “wet pussy” joke? Because I’d rather not.

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