10.27.09 SCUBA CAT? SCUBA CAT.
I obviously don’t know where any of you live (except YOU, Jessica), but here in New York it’s rainy and gray and chilly, and I stayed in bed a little too long, and I’m not all that motivated to start the day. And it’s days like this that call for a cat and a dog to go scuba diving together.
If you’re wondering, this news report about Hawkeye the scuba-diving cat (video below) isn’t particularly new, but as it turns out I don’t particularly care. I needed scuba cat today. Especially considering the fact that his best friend is scuba dog. You know, sometimes I wish I were an executive at Animal Planet. The network’s coverage of anthropomorphized cats and dogs would go through the roof. And so would ratings!


I sense the beginnings of a Simmons-for-Bucks-GM-esque campaign: Uff for Executive Director at Animal Planet. To the twitterverse!