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10.24.09Don’t laugh at this. DO. NOT. LAUGH. This is a terrible, sad story, and I would never want anyone I know to be afflicted with such a crippling neurological disorder.
In fact, when I first saw the video above, my biggest fear was that someone on the Internet would– oh no. No. No no no no no no no.
TAGS: INSIDE EDITION
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Holy dancin’ Moses
-Costanza
“Like 30 to 45 seconds in and I was already covered in sweat.”
Does this also mean she can only do it from behind though I’m sure that jerking does wonders for their sex life.
At least she’ll never got fat. All that shaking will rock her core.
Delicious. I was almost 100% sure it would’ve been a keyboard cat clip after the jump though. Good one Matt.
I eagerly await for this video to be put to “Walk This Way”, “Walk of Life”, “Walk The Line” and “Walk Like An Egyptian”
Man…… What a Jerk……..
Oh …not you, I mean, that is an impressive jerk.
She has no rhythm, I think they call that dance “The Jerk.”
I hope no Bloods see her C-walking like that.
@Rebecca – Children carrying their genes. That’s how it’s SUPPOSED to work.
This is too tragic to laugh at, even for my atrophied little black grinch heart.
Mr. F is exactly correct, though, typos or no typos. “The flu vaccine is the Obama administration’s tool to cripple America’s white cheerleaders!” I’d roll my eyes and just accept that ignorant, paranoid people are going to die for no reason, except these ignorant, paranoid people choose to endanger their children’s lives by depriving them of vaccines.
I managed to not laugh at the first one just fine, because that actually is really sad and incredibly unfortunate. That second video was golden, though. I didn’t have a chance. Like my religion teacher in high school told me, “I’ll see you in hell. I’ll be at the bar.”
The report says seasonal flu shot but the video heading says swine flu shot. WTF Also, if this had just been on Inside Edition, I may have only stopped 10 people, not 10,000. But now that it appears here, it’ll be more like 11.
fucking california
She could still be a cheerleader …… for the Cleveland Browns.
popping and locking
Remember last year when we thought we hit rock bottom, well it looks like we just broke through the earths crust
I would never laugh at this.
*looks back at Vinnie’s Facebook*
Nope, would never laugh at this shit.
naionwide, Mr. F, naionwide
Dancing with the stars has a front-runner for Season…9? 12? How should I know? Tom Delay +1. I mean, she’s more of a star than half of the contestants: she’s been on TV once.
Scott Adams(Dilbert guy) had something like this. He just couldn’t speak normally, but could sing just fine.
I would wreck that girl in Twister.
Some corrections on that last paragraph, so that it actually makes sense:
“While I really do feel for the girl in this story, the fact remains that it’s being reported on Inside Edition. That means people in America will be more afraid of a one-in-a-million neurological disorder than the EIGHTH LEADING CAUSE OF DEATH naionwide.”
I is awesome at profreading.
Evil, yet I love it.
Well, on the plus side, 10,000 more people are now going to die because they are scared of getting the seasonal flu shot or having their kids get it.
While I really do feel for the girl in this story, the fact that it’s being reported on Inside Edition. That means people in America will be more afraid of a one-in-a-million neurological disorder than the EIGHT LEADING CAUSE OF DEATH naionwide.
Oh WOW!
That’s amazingly insensitive and frankly I’m offended that, whats that? Well of course I’d still do her, she doesn’t have to walk in bed, right? Right, so
what was I saying?
They say there’s a god, but…
Hmm. Given the whole “normal when running” thing, we could harness the power of the debilitating flu shot to fight the obesity epidemic.
/”Keep running or we stop working on an antidote!”